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NAME MY (mother's) CAR!

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Alright, for the longest time, the Jesusmobile was my dad's car. However, when he got his new Focus, that became the new Jesusmobile. So the old one needs to be renamed to something else.

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It's a 99 Ford Taurus Wagon. El Toro is out, as that's hyde's car.

Ideas?
 
jokerman said:
Just to help give ideas, what sort of a driver is your mother. Good, bad. Fast, slow.
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Like me, she's from Michigan.

Known for going to fast and being kind-of crap. I'm not half myself.
 
Gertrude
The Hearse

My two pennies worth. Or you could be ironic and call it the batmobile?
 
That's one ugly looking car.

How about Edith, after Edith Bowman?
 
"The Car"

As in - "Let's go to the car". Or "the car needs a service". or "the car is just a ****ing car".

:p
 
Or you could just give it an "of" name, such as Mondeo of Love.

Obviously you'd need to think of something to come after "of". Love is already taken.

By using this naming system, whatever car you have, there's a name for it. Except if you own two of the same models in a row, in which case you have to add "New" after "of". I've not had three Mondei in a row (yet!) so I'm not entirely sure what how my naming system would work after two.
 
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