It's Taylors Ex BF.. come back to haunt Latin America.
you'd be scared of ET? You're weird he's cool.
So that's how your ex got that gig. And E.T. is really cool I can't see how you'd be scared of him. You get some weird visions my friend. Thinking about aliens hiding in your closet just spying. Kind of like Quagmire, but not in a sexual way. I see. And FYI he was scared! I'm sure you go into the closet when you're scared (or any other time for that matter )