You don't need to read yet another trip report from Plopsaland. Over the last couple of years there's been shed loads of 'em - Hell, two of them were from me. You've read all the reviews, watched all the pov's and you already know where I stand on The Ride To Happiness (it's the best coaster in Europe), so you really don't need to read all that again.
What you do need however is a bunch of pictures of 10 goons cocking about on a cheeky winter day trip.
Things kicked off on the Friday night when 4 of us (the Midlanders) descended upon Chateau de
@DelPiero for beers and barbecued food.
There was me,
@witchfinder , Tom, Emma and some new old guy called Chris. He's cool though and it meant that for the first time in about 5 years I wasn't the oldest person on the trip, so boom to that.
Say what you like about Delpiero (no seriously, say anything you like about him), but the guy knows how to put on a good spread. Top job, mate.
Much like our 'European-park-for-less-than-£100' adventure to Walibi Belgium last year (see this thread, 3 posts up
), this was a single day trip, which involved meeting up with five more goons at Folkestone and taking two cars through the Channel Tunnel.
Dead good the tunnel is, I like it lots. If it wasn't such a ball ache to get to Folkestone from where I live, I think I'd be on it every other weekend. Sooo much easier and less faffy than flying.
Anyways, once you've driven off the train at Calais, hang a left into Belgium and boom, it's only about 35 minutes to...
Gotta love that main entrance tho. It ain't no Efteling, but there's no mistaking where you are, that's for sure.
Team Plop, assemble:
As you can see, added to the squad now are Aaron (
@Bentleya ), Maycock, Peachy (
@chainedbanana ) and the two Emily's. A mighty fine selection of goons, I'm sure you'll agree.
Bit of a delay getting in though because one of the group, who shall remain nameless, had forgotten that they hadn't actually bought a ticket and tried to scan in with an old ticket from last year.
Anyone wanna take a guess on who that person might have been?
While waiting for that to get sorted out, Tom decided to cock about in the fountains:
Once everybody was in, The Ride To Happiness was first on everyone's agenda. Or at least taking photographs of it was. Pesky first timers.
Ahhh, there she is. Hello my lovely. I've missed you.
I love this ride. But here's an observation. It is, by it's very design, very variable. It's
supposed to offer new and differing ride experiences every time, whether that's going down the first drop backwards, or going through the vertical loop sideways, or going through the second launch while spinning, or any other combination of wild maneuvers you can think of. And The Ride To Happiness achieves that, triumphantly. However, the obvious downside to that is that some rides are better than others. Now don't get me wrong, around 80% of the time RTH delivers a great ride, no matter where you sit, no matter what time of day, no matter the weight distribution in your car, you'll always get strong launches, you'll always get some degree of rotation and you'll always get good airtime and it'll always be a right laugh.
Unfortunately, about 10% of the time, you may on occasion encounter a 'dud' ride. One that doesn't spin the way you want it to, or one that rattles a wee bit, or one where the hangtime gives you a slight headache, or one where you spend the majority of the layout pinned sideways. When that happens, yeah, I can see why this ride doesn't leave the best first impression.
But man, at the other end of the scale, the other 10%, when everything falls just right, when it's fully warmed up and you get an unbalanced car in the front or back row and it spins like f***, and the onboard music is pounding, and you have a bunch of excited goons to ride with, this thing can be
outrageously good fun. It might take several laps or even a whole day before you get that holy crap moment, that one killer ride that seals the deal, but when that happens, seriously, I can't see this ride
not making anyone's top 2%.
There's simply nothing else out there quite like it, not even Time Traveler. It might be the same type of coaster, but everything about that ride has been dialled up to the max on RTH - stronger launches, better pacing, more spinning, more inversions, more forces,
way more airtime plus, the icing on the cake, that killer onboard soundtrack. It's an amazing, amazing ride.
Not rode it yet? Go. Just go.
Rode it already? Just go again.
We rode all the other creds too. Crowds were virtually zero so it was a station wait or a walk on for everything all day, so the newbies were free to mop up all the +1's without cred anxiety.
The powered dragon coaster:
The Roller Skater:
And the #Likeme coaster:
Hey look, a Ford Capri!
I used to have one of those back in the 90's. Loved that car, 2.8 injection it was, fast as fook, much scarier than any roller coaster. Shoulda kept it.
Here is a picture of Emma inside a giant cup of Cécémel because... well, because why not?
Heidi is always worth a reride or two. Doesn't give much in the way of airtime, but it tears around the track at a decent lick and is plenty of fun:
And let's not forget Anubis. Cracking little ride this:
Considering how small the trains are - 3 rows of 2 - it's amazing how differently it rides in the back compared to the front. In the back it can be pretty rough and head-bangy, but on the front row Anubis is glass smooth and an absolute hoot. One of the punchiest launches on the planet. Fab!
Here is a picture of a donkey. Alas, no hat.
Plopsaland also have a new indoor kiddy's area called Circus de Bumba. In it are one of those kiddy's balloon rides, a kiddy's dark ride and a bunch of kiddy's play equipment, ball pits n stuff.
Yeah, we went in for a look.
And yeah, we had a ride:
It was a mildly amusing distraction, but on the whole it's a bit meh. Quality wise, it's on a par with Gangsta Granny I'd say. Circus de Bumba?
Circus de Bumbaclaat, more like.
And of course, no visit to Plopsaland is complete with paying respects to witchfinder's pig:
Some of you may be wondering how this whole pig thing came about? Well, amazingly I managed to track down the original picture of witchfinder abusing the pig:
Aww, look how young he looks.
This was on a CoasterForce Live back in 2017 and this most distinguished porcine specimen has become a source of amusement, the location of many a group photo and the inspiration for many a pilgrimage ever since...
Today we would continue that tradition:
As you can see, unlike witchfinder, the pig hasn't aged a day.
That seems like a good place to wrap things up. As you can probably tell, it was a great day out, everyone had a really nice time. Even the weather was decent, Maycock was wearing shorts ffs!!
It's a long old day, attempting European parks in a day trip, but it's definitely doable and, more importantly, it's extremely affordable. This trip cost each of us about £75 all in. That includes park tickets, tunnel crossing, fuel and all parking charges/tolls. In other words, about the same price as 5 laps on Enso at Blackpool, and that's not including the entrance fee!
And just for the record, I got 10 laps on The Ride To Happiness this time, plus got to enjoy all the other treats that Plopsaland has to offer. When you put it like that, it's kind of a no brainer innit?