Crappest April Fool "Jokes".
- Thread starter Gavin
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This is crap: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... -coin.html
"Alex Salmond to replace the Queen on new Scottish pound coin"
"Alex Salmond to replace the Queen on new Scottish pound coin"
To be honest I think it's hard to actually get away with a decent one now that everyone'd online. There used to be some quite good ones, with a lot of actual effort going into them.
Does anyone remember the adverts on TV back in the '90s for Rainbow Paint from one of the DIY chains? People actually fell for that **** and went in asking for it.
Does anyone remember the adverts on TV back in the '90s for Rainbow Paint from one of the DIY chains? People actually fell for that **** and went in asking for it.
nadroJ
CF Legend
Re: Crappest April Fool "Jokes".
I'm more a fan of pranks instead of stupid lies on April Fools day. For instance last night we covered my housemates doorway with Sellotape, so when he got up and walked out this morning he was stuck in a web of Sellotape; hilarious.
By the way everyone, I'm pregnant.
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I'm more a fan of pranks instead of stupid lies on April Fools day. For instance last night we covered my housemates doorway with Sellotape, so when he got up and walked out this morning he was stuck in a web of Sellotape; hilarious.
By the way everyone, I'm pregnant.
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caffeine_demon
Strata Poster
A local radio station once said that a lorry had shed a load of beers, and that the police were letting people come and take what they wanted - cue lots of people heading out for their freebies!!
caffeine_demon
Strata Poster
Re: Crappest April Fool
Maybe she'll be getting the baby used to white knuckle rides!!
Ian said:
Maybe she'll be getting the baby used to white knuckle rides!!
Jordanovichy
Credit Whore 2016
Problem is I am a gullible **** wit.
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football ... roundshare
http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/lo ... -1-6532860
This letter was sent out to pupils at a school in North London today:
Dear Parents
As you know, we are very proud of our relationship with the ------- ------- school in Ghana. We are today announcing that we are taking our work with them to a new level.
Thanks to funding we’ve received from the Foreign Office Overseas Liaison department, 30 of our pupils will be going to Ghana to spend 5 months there as part of an exchange scheme. These pupils will be selected (by the Governors) from Years 1-6, i.e. 5 pupils from each year.
As you will be aware from the School policies to which you have all signed up (available on the website, read the small print), the Governors’ decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into.
I know you will agree with me that this is a valuable opportunity for these pupils to see a very different way of life. We look forward to hearing about their exploits when they (or, we hope, at least most of them) return. As an added bonus for those families whose children are chosen, because this is an exchange scheme they will be hosting the Ghanaian child who’s coming to ------ as part of the exchange.
We will circulate the list of children later today, probably after 1pm. Unfortunately, we cannot send parents too, although we might make an exception in some cases.
http://www.stuff.tv/amazon/noses-ready- ... indle/news
This is all rather good fun.
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football ... roundshare
http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/lo ... -1-6532860
This letter was sent out to pupils at a school in North London today:
Dear Parents
As you know, we are very proud of our relationship with the ------- ------- school in Ghana. We are today announcing that we are taking our work with them to a new level.
Thanks to funding we’ve received from the Foreign Office Overseas Liaison department, 30 of our pupils will be going to Ghana to spend 5 months there as part of an exchange scheme. These pupils will be selected (by the Governors) from Years 1-6, i.e. 5 pupils from each year.
As you will be aware from the School policies to which you have all signed up (available on the website, read the small print), the Governors’ decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into.
I know you will agree with me that this is a valuable opportunity for these pupils to see a very different way of life. We look forward to hearing about their exploits when they (or, we hope, at least most of them) return. As an added bonus for those families whose children are chosen, because this is an exchange scheme they will be hosting the Ghanaian child who’s coming to ------ as part of the exchange.
We will circulate the list of children later today, probably after 1pm. Unfortunately, we cannot send parents too, although we might make an exception in some cases.
http://www.stuff.tv/amazon/noses-ready- ... indle/news
This is all rather good fun.
rtotheizzo17
Hyper Poster
Re: Crappest April Fool
Cruising for credz....Planned Parenthood for a knocked up coaster enthusiasts?
Ian said:
Cruising for credz....Planned Parenthood for a knocked up coaster enthusiasts?
MouseAT
Hyper Poster
April fool jokes really don't work well online due to post volume, persistence and the wonders of time zones. This stuff was annoying 10 years ago, and is incredibly annoying now. It's as if someone just turned off all the spam filters for around 48 hours and let all the interesting stuff get buried in a flood of pointless crap. Make it go away!
Jordanovichy
Credit Whore 2016
I rather like this. Square creme eggs.
