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Correct order of the 3S's

The correct order is...

  • ****, shower, shave

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  • ****, shave, shower

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  • Shower, shave, ****

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  • Shower, ****, shave

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  • Shave, ****, shower

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  • Shave, shower, ****

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Ian

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The Three S's - Sh1t, Shave and Shower.

What is the best order to do them in?

I tend to do ****, shave then shower. That way the shower can remove all residue poo and shavings.

IMO, in no way should the **** come last. That's wrong.
 
The 1st one, the shower makes your skin softer so you get a better shave.

Only Ian could think of this :) was it whilst you were have a **** lol.
 
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Dropping a load always comes first...shaving is last as that makes the whiskers nice & soft with less skin irritation.
 
****, Shave, Shower.

Always have, probably always will.
 
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****, shower, shave.

I hate having a shave before the shower as I usually end up with a rash around my neck afterwards.
 
****, Shower, Shave

Same reasons as above. Having a shower first really does make shaving easier, makes it softer etc... not that I have a massive problem anyways lol.
 
I'll do a **** if I actually need a **** (which is very rarely the first thing I get up), and I can rarely be bothered to shave in the morning, especially if I'm not going out anywhere.

So, shower.
 
I rarely have a dump in the morning. I dont have a shower in this house. I rarely shave the fluffy hair off my chin.

So I'm screwed.
 
**** shower shave.

Always shave after the shower, it makes it so much easier and you get closer.

Try it sometime, that advantage far outweighs the "showering washes the crap off" argument.
 
Mountain Madman said:
and I never ****

Uh, maybe you should go to a doctor? :S

It's always **** first, then shower, so you can properly "clean oneself". Well, this process always comes before a night out, and a night out could always lead to... so, I have to prepare! And then a shave. Not that I ever grow anything on my face TO shave.
 
Ben said:
Mountain Madman said:
and I never <img>

Uh, maybe you should go to a doctor? :S

It's always <img> first, then shower, so you can properly "clean oneself". And then a shave. Not that I ever grow anything on my face TO shave.


This.
 
****, shower, shave most of the time, sometime the shower and shave can switch places though it depends how it feels, how much in a rush I am etc.
 
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