Alton Towers 2nd May, 2010

[Gavin]

I went to Alton Towers yesterday with a couple of friends, after a boozy afternoon session in Birmingham the day before.

I didn't take a camera.

I saw Will and Lain in the car park and then again in the Nemesis queue.

I finally got my Beastie CRED!

Hex broke down and we got exit passes. It was all tres exciting.

We waited about an hour for Air and Thirteen, half an hour for Nemesis, and not much time at all for eveything else we rode.

Despite this being the crappest excuse for a trip report I've ever done, it will still get read by more people and get more comments than the infinitely more interesting ones that I spend hours of my life doing, simply due to the fact it involves Alton.

The end.

 

[Jake]

Amazing i thort 13 was crap but nemesis is still my fav and rita is ok but not as gs as stelf

who cares about foreign places anyway? i hate foreign food too

 

[Nic]

nah, altons well betta n rita is fasta dan stealf it goez 100mph innit OMGWTFBBQ!!11!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!111

 

[ciallkennett]

nah, alton is bad as i herd dat som1 fell out ov air and dey died and 1 guy fell out ov oblivion and dey fel into da hol and dey died.

stealf is baddasss doh.

 

[nealbie]

Pfft, chavs :roll:

*smokes bubble pipe disapprovingly*

 

[Nemesis Inferno]

Pfft, chavs :roll:

*smokes bubble pipe disapprovingly*

In a tweed jacket or one of them dressing gowns Neal?

 

[Ben]

we all knos the bst ride in ingland is my mom...

 

[Jools]

we all knos the bst ride in ingland is my mom...

I 2nd dat

 

[Ian]

Sounds like you had an <insert1> day!

I'm really glad that you enjoyed <insert2> and surprised that you didn't like <insert3>!

Thanks for sharing, great report!

 

[Brookes]

I went on Sunday as well, didn't have to queue much for anything at all except for Th13teen of course which had over an hour queue all the time. Got my 100th ride on Nemesis too, after walk ons early on and late on in the day. Nice report. :lol: