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[furie]

Madame_Furie has been embroiled in a discussion on the forum she frequents recently over the fashion (?) of "hair down there".

There seems to be a split in consensus between two generations on what's acceptable. The younger generation see bush as unhygienic and unsightly. The elder generation don't mind a warm muff.

Now, we don't need personal details, but I'm curious now as to what other people's considerations of never-region styling are.

Is to be:

or:

Or maybe topiary is your thing?

 

[Will]

... if I could have picked two options, I probably would have done.
Overgrown's upsetting, but entirely bleak just looks wrong - so... I'll be an awkward medium, as ever.

 

[furie]

I think that is probably covered by "styled" Will

 

[Hixee]

I'm honestly not all that fussed. I prefer it 'bald', but I don't have a big deal with it being a bit bushy. To be perfectly honest, it's tidiness I want. I don't care if there is some down there, or not, as long as it's tidy.

As for my own, I'm a bit less bothered about that. I find it's best to have a bit, otherwise it just looks fake, but I wouldn't want an absolute jungle down there and certainly not on the shaft. I just think that it doesn't want to look too 'styled' on a guy, more rugged if you know what I mean.

On a girl? Give me it clean, or tidy, either works.

 

[furie]

So it's no on this front then Matt?

 

[Hixee]

^Hahaha, no, not one bit. More like this:

 

[Smithy]

Not a fan of hiking through the jungle.

Not too keen on being attacked by stubble either.

I'll go for a bald turkey.

 

[Ben]

Ew. Ewwwww. Ewwwwwww. Some of the mental images this topic is giving me

Men should never be all shaved, THAT is weird. They can be trimmed if the rest of them is relatively hairless, but, if they've got a nice, hairy chest and stomach, it should extend down to the good stuff.

Woman should just keep whatever in their pants and not make me ever think about or see it... Boobs I can get on board with but... ughhh.

 

[Will]

Haha, why is there now an extra option added for me - I'd already voted styled
It's a nice description while addressing my excessively selective side though

Otherwise, I'm moreorless in agreement with Ben. Not that I plan to see any, but there'd be something wrong with a shaved man :?

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

LOL what a fab topic, and Ben's reply <3

As far as guys are concerned, I prefer trimmed. No bush, and not completely bald either. Y'know, you don't want pubes stuck in your teeth and you also don't wanna feel like you're hooking up with a five year old pre-pubescent child.

As for girls.. Bald or landing strip, no bush because that's just hideous.

 

[nealbie]

^ I thought you didn't like planes..........

 

[furie]

Oh, and "hung with bunting" is never going to be an option Neal!

 

[Ollie]

Not completely bald but not overgrown as well so I agree with Will. As for mine I agree with what Hixee said.

 

[nealbie]

Oh, and "hung with bunting" is never going to be an option Neal!

Damn and blast! I suppose I'll have to settle for your flagging selection of options then.

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

^ I thought you didn't like planes..........

Well, I guess on my vagina it's an exception .

 

[furie]

"This is flight 69 from DIC to VAJ. Requesting permission to enter your 'air space..."

 

[nealbie]

Why do I get the HORRIBLE feeling that that's sexual role-play for Raybould?

 

[Ben]

You also don't wanna feel like you're hooking up with a five year old pre-pubescent child.

Nice to see you've made an exception for Brad though!

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

^ HEY don't be mean to Brad or I'll have to hurt you.

Why do I get the HORRIBLE feeling that that's sexual role-play for Raybould?

L-O-L I just got the funniest image in my head.

 

[furie]

you also don't wanna feel like you're hooking up with a five year old pre-pubescent child.

See, this was brought up a lot by the elder women on Madame_Furie's forum (sorry, getting serious for a moment ).

Essentially, there's a train of thought that says men who like the tinned lychee approach are essentially displaying paedophile tendencies, and women who go for the "look into my crevasse" style are pandering to those tendencies.

Personally, I think it's a crock of ****. When I want to look at pre-pubescent girls, I do it, none of this grown women pretending crap*










*yes, it's a joke.