Recent content by Will

Good day to bury bad news was it? But it's been bordering on unrideable for years. Unpopular opinion perhaps, but zero tears will be shed by this goon when it's finally put to sleep. Blackpool have proved that they don't give a **** about history or nostalgia, so that won't be enough to save...

I use stugeron - not for rides, but long journeys where I'm not driving, especially BOATS. Avoid anything with promethazine in it, that's an excellent sedative.

I like Nemesis. Nemesis is good. EDIT: Serena's band are also quite good 😁

The park reported it as permanently closed a couple of weeks back :( (...that is all I know)

I hadn't realised until I saw it that it's sideways on as you see it from the path. This may just be my dislike of change, but I'd have put it the same way around as Ripsaw - this type of ride is always better for spectators than riders. I won't pretend I'm thrilled with it - but we needed Flat...

15!

I like brioche buns quite a lot, but that doughnut does not look desirable. Also, the people calling it the worst opening day ever have forgotten 2018.

As a ride experience, Velocicoaster is highly overrated.

OK, post Florida update! 1. Katun 2. Nemesis 3. The Beast 4. Iron Gwazi 5. Helix 6. El Toro 7. Alpengeist 8. Shambhala 9. Banshee 10. Colossos I'm not ashamed to admit that halfway through my first ride on Gwazi, I found myself yelling 'Where have you been all my life?!' The whole experience...

^ This is pretty much off topic now, but I'll chime in again - if you want to see just how ****ed the RAP system is at Merlin, spend an hour working on the Smiler merge point on a busy day. I can't comment on whether the system has improved in the last two years, but I suspect staff are still...

Looks more InvadR than Mystic Timbers, but I do like the buffalo.

I second this - Europa is for relaxing, not cred running.

I doubt it's all, since ents is such a major part of CBeebiesland - I'm prepared to be wrong, but it would leave the area VERY barren. Aside from the random actors around Gloomy Wood/Valley, they've been very thin on the grounds in the rest of the park for a long while now. I was speaking to...

Threeeeeee

Happy to see the topic - and to see Alton as a possibility :) Similar to Plopsa, the cost:cred ratio of Netherlands would probably price me out, but Toverland in a group is fab and it's been too long... so I won't rule it out just yet.