Friday 15th June
So last hotel of the trip was up on the outskirts of Toronto, the World Cup had started in a different time zone so go to see a bit of one of
the matches over breakfast (not ideal viewing location, but Eng-ger-land didn't start to play for a few days so no great loss) before I headed
off to the park for the day.
The park obviously being
Canada's Wonderland.
Been here before (in 2007), but since it is a big park and has a couple of big (B&M) rides that I had not ridden and I fancied riding a lot
and I also fancied a stress free day (more on THAT later) I had booked a FastLane+ for the day's goonery.
Heading in I thought I'd see if I could get the kiddie cred before any crowds built up, so headed there first...
But they were not having it, so spited.
Nearby is the junior woody
Ghoster Coaster, so rode that instead.
Crappy dark ride was on the way out of the kiddie area, was particularly crap I recall
Was a bit miffed to find that my FL+ pass did not include several coasters, but figured I would be saving myself loads of time later in the
day so sucked up a couple of Qs for the boomerang
Bat
and the mouse (which is at least a park model mouse which is a nice change from the normal ones) ;
Fly
(funny I always get the names of those two mixed up)
Right need a cred now I think, and head off to another ride not on the FL+ (come on, this is getting beyond a joke now, what did I pay that
extra money for?)
Wonder Mountain's Guardian;
Was aware that this was more dark-ride than coaster but I did not really know much about it. Liked how it was built into the plastic mountain
with the main coastery bit outside.
But the inside bit was a bit rubbish - just a big shooty thingy as you slowly drift past a big screen effort - screen wasn't very good either,
was quite dim (with your 3D specs on). The bit at the end was quite good though as I didn't realise it did what it did until it did it.
Determined to use my FastLane by now I headed off into the pain zone of the park in order to ride a couple of painful coasters.
First up, a nasty SLC
Flight Deck (which had at least been named 'Top Gun' on my previous visit)
Followed by a renamed 'Tomb Raider', now going under the somewhat blander name of
Time Warp
(so that's three Volares in just about a week, what does this hobby make us do?)
I clearly needed something GOOD in my life at this point so carried on around the park for a worthy +1 that 'they' had only gone and built
just after the last time I was here ;
Behemoth.
And I did like this a lot. Proper big out and back B&M hyper with all the hills and all the floaty airtime. Lovely stuff.
And I skipped quite a large line with the FastLane (smugness intensifies)
Was better than LaRonde's I thought (although pretty similar of course).
After riding that a few times (yay for the FastLane) I popped next door for
Back Lot Stunt Coaster (formerly 'Italian Job' where at
least the mini-like cars made sense)
None of the effects were working either so it was a bit useless.
Around now I discovered that this had happened on one of the coasters so far (I was wearing my sunglasses so these were in a pocket)
I would put it down to being stapled a bit on the crappy Stunt Coaster but it could have been any of them after Wonder Mountain to be honest.
This was a bit inconvenient as those were my go-to-glasses for coaster riding as my goon strap fitted them well and held them on tight, whereas
my newer specs were a bit loose and the strap I had didn't even fit onto them. Good job it was very sunny that day anyway as I could wear the
sunglasses since the only other pair I had with me was the newer not fit-for-coaster-riding ones.
Pah.
The park has a couple of reasonably sized old woodys, dating back to when the place first opened . I couldn't recall much about either of them
so tried to make a point of paying particular attention to them this time. First up was
Mighty Canadian Minebuster which was bit more
out-and-back than the other one. Its return run takes you under some waterpark equipment which seemed deliberately designed to dump overflow
water on you as you passed beneath it - that was a bit evil.
But before I got to the other woody, took a quick FastLand enabled spin on the suspended coaster
Vortex, which was very good indeed.
I recalled it being good, but perhaps not this good. The lift hill takes you up to the top of the plastic mountain and after that its all
a high speed dash around the lake below - fab stuff anyway.
The other woody is
Wild Beast and is a bit more compact (but still a pretty big installation)
Liked them both to be honest - neither were great though, old and rough, but fun all the same.
Right I am missing some coasters aren't I ; rode the kiddy invert
Silver Streak at some point, which necessitated going back into the
kiddie zone past the spiteful Taxi Jam
Standard model though, nothing much to say about that.
There's an powered mack coaster too, wending its way inside the plastic mountain so I managed to take no pictures of that at all but for what
it was its not a bad one,
Thunder Run
and also failing to take any pics today of the old Arrow looper
Dragon Fire
(apart from one of the fab statue thing outside it)
And there's one other coaster that we've not mentioned, a bit hard to miss as its HUGE and towers over one end of the park ; Leviathan of course.
Let me tell you about Leviathan.
First thing in the morning when I was in the kiddy area I had seen a train stuck on the lift hill so just ignored the ride for a while,
figuring I'd 'do' the rest of the park first. However during the day that train had seemed to move, but the coaster was suspiciously silent
so far all day. So I'd just been pretending to myself that it didn't exist.
Trains were all parked up and no signs of life. This did not make me happy.
Had a word with the ride-ops and all they could say was that it was down for the moment and they were trying to get it running.
OK, nothing I can do I'll just ignore it for a while longer then. (SPITE feelings intensifying)
Rode some more stuff then, never done one of these types before so did that and I seemed to be the only person who could get it spinning
at all.
Rode the Windseeker too as I like them and I had not ridden Cedar Point's this time
Went back a got some re-rides on the woodys and a few on Behemoth too (lovely that) - and while I was over that side of the park I did see
a train go round Leviathan
, but only the one train as no more followed
Was a bit at a loss what to do then. I'd "done" the park and the SPITE with Leviathan had put a bit of a downer on my mood so I was thinking
of calling it a day. Checked back at Leviathan and they were still saying they were trying to get it running so figured I should go and
eat something, give it a couple of hours and see if anything happens.
So rescued some non-sunglasses from the car and stuffed myself with pizza for a while.
Headed back to Leviathan after a while and the story had changed...
...but not for the better, "Closed for the Evening" said the sign. SSSSSPPPPPPIIIIIIITTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE.
There were a couple of manager-type people hanging around as well as the poor ride-ops (they do have my sympathy, having to explain to
disgruntled punters (like me) that their ride is not available and there's nothing they can do) so I start chatting to the manager-peeps to
see what the deal is - like if they'd tell me what was wrong with it and whether it would be likely to run the next day.
Whether it was because I was genuinely interested in it or that I just stuck out as a non-local goon I ended up chatting with the one guy a
bit - there was something wrong with a generator apparently and they were shipping in a replacement overnight with the aim of getting it
running the next day.
I didn't deliberately play the sympathy card, but did mention that I'd come a long way, I was flying home the next day, had bought a FL+ for
that ride today and that it would be the last North American B&M I needed to ride them all (so perhaps I was playing the goon-card a bit).
Anyway since he'd told me it was likely to be running in the morning I thanked him for that and asked whether if I went and had a whinge at
Guest Services whether they'd comp me for a ticket for the next day (I was genuinely mentally preparing myself to paying to come back if it
was running).
To my surprise he said "hold on - let me make a phone call" and I thought that that was what he was doing, just phoning Guest Services to
tell them to comp me - it took a while but he came back to me with a slightly different solution, to go to Guest Services in the morning
and my name would be on a 'solution memo' and that would get me into the park - and I was happy with that.
The other manager-type who was there then over-delivered that 'solution' as he then gave me 3 exit-passes (I think because I'd played the
'FastLane' sympathy angle a bit I suppose). Double happy with that!
But of course that was all reliant on them being able to mend the stupid thing overnight.
Anyway that all put me in a GOOD mood, so re-invigorated I went off and re-rode Vortex and Wonder Mountain again (with a dodgy glasses strap
on my loose fitting new glasses which luckily survived the experience)
Happy goon? Well not quite yet as it depends how it turns out tomorrow really...
Last night away though, so felt I should at least have a couple of local beers in the hotel bar - was the only one in there apart from the
bar staff.