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Would you rather have toddler hair, be bald or be ginger?

Would you rather have toddler hair, be bald or be ginger?

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  • Ginger

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Ian

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If I was ginger, I could dye it. If I had toddler hair, I could straighten it. If I was bald, I wouldn't have to waste time and money doing anything to it.
 

ciallkennett

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Be bald. Some women like bald men, pretty much every woman hates ginger guys and 99.999999% of women don't like paedophilia even in its legal form.

Edit: it was a typo :p
 

Will

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Yeah, you can dye ginger hair.
Besides, there's a few gingers who seem to be in demand at the moment, at least it's something moderately minor to be self-deprecating about :)
 

Ian

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Dave said:
I'd rather be bald with a awesome beard, like Jeff Bridges in Iron Man;
yea, what it with bald blokes and beards?

"I can't grow it on my head but LOOK! I can grow it on my chin!"
 

tomahawk

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Bald. I want a soul, never ginger. Even if you dye your hair, people will still know you are a ginger, and day walkers are just as bad.
 

gavin

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I've suggested having all the ginger kids in our school put into a special class, located in a windowless room, to be fed through a small hatch at lunch time, and to arrive before and leave after everyone else so as not to traumatise the normal children.

Apparently, this goes against the school policy of "inclusion" :roll:
 

Error

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Ian said:
Dave said:
I'd rather be bald with a awesome beard, like Jeff Bridges in Iron Man;
yea, what it with bald blokes and beards?

"I can't grow it on my head but LOOK! I can grow it on my chin!"
Part of the reason I have a goatee now is because I can shove it in everyone's face: no one in my family can grow a beard BUT me.

I'd rather be bald, though. I love my long hair...but having hair like my younger brother would kill me. And gingers have no souls.
 

Joey

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Ginger. Then even if you didn't like it, you could die it. The other options you're ****ED.
 

RCF

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tomahawKSU said:
Bald. I want a soul, never ginger. Even if you dye your hair, people will still know you are a ginger, and day walkers are just as bad.
This :lol:
 

Xpress

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I would rather be bald. Less routine maintenance, and you can use your polished scalp to blind would be daytime robbers and foil their escape.
 

Snoo

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What the hell are you even talking about?

And obviously I have a soul.. I'm an Ohio State fan. Everyone else doesn't have souls love. ;)
 
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