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Tres días en Madrid: Day Three, More Sightseeing then Home

Jordanovichy

Credit Whore 2016
Whilst I was field tripping in Scotland three weeks ago it hit me that I had no 'proper' trip away in July and I had a think about where I could go to see some cultural stuff and hopefully get some creds whilst at it. Madrid was the obvious choice. I asked a uni friend, Zoe, if she wanted to go and she was up for it.

I booked the flights, £80 return which was a little more than I would like to have paid for three days in Europe but decided I'd find somewhere cheap to stay, and thanks to a recommendation from nadroJ, I booked two nights at Hostal los Perales which was only £10 each per night. Bargain.

Our flight was from Stansted at 06:25 in the morning on 7th July so I met up with Zoe here as I was coming from Cambridge and she was coming from Bexhill, near Hastings on the south coast. Flight was on time and soon we were on route to Madrid! As we were coming into land, the ground looked so hot, dry and dead, it really did look stifling, the forecast was 39C every day. Yay.

When we arrived we followed signs for the Metro...cue walking through T1, T2 and T3 of the airport but we finally got there. We bought a 3 day tourist ticket for the metro for €18.50, they also offer a 10-trip ticket for around €12 but you have to pay an extra €3 when you come back to the airport because it's out of zone A, plus we probably would use more than 10 trips then have to pay for trips individually. It just made more sense to get the €18.50 ticket.

We caught the next metro train and made our way to Puerta del Sol.

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Having not been outside yet we were looking forward to stepping outside and feeling the immense heat, and it was quite impressively hot.

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Government offices for the President of Madrid

10 streets radiate off the elliptical square, we walked up Calle de Preciados towards Plaza del Callao to find another large square with a cinema, restaurants and hotels.

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We realised that we were basically bumbling around seeing not that much and doing little else so we decided to stop pratting around and went to find a world-famous Madrid sight, first stop, Plaza Mayor.

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It's Madrid's largest square and can hold up to 50,000 people. It was completed in 1619 but following a fire in 1791 parts were redesigned like the granite arches in the picture above. It was really impressive, there are plenty of shops, restaurants, bars and the like. What annoyed me was how the information centre had just been plonked in the middle and looked so out of place.

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And there was quite a bit of scaffolding :/

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We took a selfie by the statue of Felipe III.

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It would have been nice if I hadn't beheaded him

Such stunning intricate detail on the Casa de la Panadería

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And the lampposts were nicely carved too.

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Once done here we decided to head towards the Palacio Real to the west. On the way we stopped off at the Iglesia Catedral de las Fuerzas Armadas, a Cathedral Church for the Armed Forces, it really was quite spectacular.

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I'm not religious but I totally get why, with this on your doorstep, you would want to be. It was spectacular. I've only ever really visited religious buildings in Malta which are also really really impressive (take Mosta Dome for example), but it was so nice to stumble upon this place.

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We continued on toward the Palace. We arrived to discover that it was closed to tourists for that day due to an official event, but it'd be open later in the week so we decided to go back.

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Instead, opposite is the Catedral de la Almudena, so we headed over to that.

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First I had a look over the fence because I could see an odd looking orange structure.

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It was, of course, Abismo at Parque de Atracciones.

We paid the €6 entry into the Cathedral, the first part is a museum with history on the place as well as touching in the history of religion in Madrid, photographs weren't allowed in here, I'm sure you can find some pictures online if you're really that interested. They had a card at the entrance which you could pick up and it gave extra information of the various displays, just choose your language.

You then climb up many stairs to the top of the dome within the cathedral itself, the outside gives some gorgeous views over Madrid. Half way up is the balcony which overlooks the palace front.

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But a few more steps and we reached the top. What a reward the views were.

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More from Abismo there

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The top of the cathedral looking towards the Palace.

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Having the breeze up there was lovely, but we went back inside to have a look at the dome and climb down to go into the cathedral itself.

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The cathedral was spectacular. As cathedrals go, this one is quite modern, it was only finished in the 1980s (started in 1883) and officially opened by Pope John Paul II in 1993 so it all felt quite hipster and different to other similar places I'd been to, you only need to look at the decoration in the dome or the stained glass windows.

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The ceiling was also impressively different.

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We looked around some more taking more photographs. Lots of gold!

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When your Nando's is extra extra cheeky

It was a great cathedral to go to and I'm really glad we did. It felt so unfamiliar in it being so modern yet so familiar in design as a centuries old cathedral. Excellent stuff.

Lunchtime had come (and passed pretty much) so we found a place across the road to get a quick snack.

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It was basically a glorified chicken sandwich but had some odd green peppers in which, whilst tasty, were over-powering with flavour and took the taste away from the chicken.

We decided what to do next, the Monasterio de las Descalzas Reales. This meant catching another Metro. On the way to the Opera stop we walked through the Plaza de Oriente, which is a nice green area next to the Palace.

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We arrived at the Monastery to discover it was closed. A quick look at my travel guide told me that it closes for a couple of hours in the day when the heat is most offensive. We took this as an opportunity to check into (and find!) our hostel. I had booked a place just outside of central Madrid near the Metro station Noviciado, which is only around 3 stops out of central Madrid so a perfect location.

We walked along the street it was supposedly on finding no sign of our hostel. We walked back along, I had a look at my booking reference, number 61. When faced with it it looked rather boarded up and closed. I gave them a ring. The manager spoke not a word of English. Not a word. Cue me trying to get by, for 20 minutes, on my GCSE Spanish and I have to say I felt I did rather well, especially as I was getting panicky as, if he didn't know what I was talking about we'd have literally no where to stay and have to pay an extortionate price for elsewhere. I managed to utter 'tengo una reservacion por una habitacion con dos camas'. He was asking my name, the date, everything, I was so impressed I managed to get him to understand. #ShiningMoment

He undid the door and in we went, up a couple of flights of stairs and into the hostel. Our room was small but nice enough, a tiny bath, slightly broken shower and a window that opened up into the outside corridor...it wasn't much but it was somewhere to rest our heads.

We dumped our bags, had a quick shower each and got on our way back to the Monastery. They were only offering Spanish tours and you're not actually allowed in to look around on your own due to there being nuns living there. As it was only €5 and it was a 'top thing' to do in Madrid we thought why not. No pictures allowed inside but it was pretty darn spectacular.

Beautiful artwork on the walls, many statues dedicated to a crucified Jesus, gold and bronze everywhere, and stunning tapestries. Despite not understanding a word our tour guide was saying, I'm really glad we did this, such a sight. Have a couple of internet pictures.

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Given our early flight and a lot of walking in the hot Spanish sun we were getting tired, we headed off to find somewhere to eat before going back to the hostel for an early night. We found a restaurant in the Plaza del Callao we stumbled upon, accidentally, earlier.

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They offer a set menu kind of thing, for €12.50 you get a starter (one of two different sausages), a main (chicken or pork) with chips or potatoes, ice cream, a glass of wine or soft drink or pint of beer, we felt this was reasonable and went for it. When we first arrived we were given a small glass of wine each on the house.

Chorizo for starter and the chicken for main is what we both had.

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It was great, I've never squeezed lemon on chicken before and it worked well. Before our ice cream came out we were given this small flute-shaped glass of some white foamy stuff, no idea what it was but it tasted lovely, and we were then given a shot each after out desert, of some fruity spirit with bits in, different but again, very nice. We left feeling well fed and slightly merry.

I had one errand to run before turning in, visit the Hard Rock Cafe Madrid. I had always said to myself I'd only buy a Hard Rock pint glass if I visited, but with any larger American trips that might ever happen, that's just not going to be a viable option so I've changed my stance on this. I got my pint glass plus a shot glass for Stone Cold plus a pin badge for nadroJ and Belfast_Conor because I'm amazing.

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We then headed back to the hostel, showered again and just chatted about the days events. We were both looking forward to the next day which promised to be full of theme parks. We got our heads down just after 22:00. It was so so hot, the pointless ceiling fan doing **** all but blow hot air at my back. At midnight I gave up and had as cold a shower as I could muster, hardly bothered to dry and got back into bed. I fell asleep almost instantly.

Thank you very much for reading day one of my report, it was great to do some cultural stuff in Madrid. Sorry it's not had any prospect of theme parks in it, that's all coming up in part 2. :)
 

Darren B

Giga Poster
Re: Tres días en Madrid: Day One, Sightseeing

Oh god, I would have literally died of boredom. How the hell did you manage such a horrendous afternoon? If that was me, I would have left the airport, found a casual McDonalds, snuck in a couple of Vape shops, checked into the hotel and gone balls deep in Zoe.

Also, You're not fooling anyone. We all know why you really took that cold shower...
 

Ben

CF Legend
Re: Tres días en Madrid: Day One, Sightseeing

some white foamy stuff, no idea what it was but it tasted lovely

I presume Zoe liked it so much she had a second shot later that night?
 

Ben

CF Legend
Re: Tres días en Madrid: Day One, Sightseeing

Come on, with all the wealth of stuff you can use against me, why do people always go for the sister?

3/10, must try harder.
 

Jordanovichy

Credit Whore 2016
Re: Tres días en Madrid: Day One, Sightseeing

Aww I thought you'd bow down for that comeback with everything you've been saying to me.

I will try harder. Don't worry.
 

Darren B

Giga Poster
Re: Tres días en Madrid: Day One, Sightseeing

Ben said:
Come on, with all the wealth of stuff you can use against me, why do people always go for the sister?

3/10, must try harder.

Don't worry, Bae, I'll never say anything bad about your sister. She's perfect <3
 

nadroJ

CF Legend
Re: Tres días en Madrid: Day One, Sightseeing

'I've never squeezed lemon on a chicken before' ahahaa <3 Of all the cultural things to do in Madrid and traditional Spanish food to eat you squeezed lemon on a chicken?! I'm dying <3
 

Smithy

Strata Poster
Re: Tres días en Madrid: Day One, Sightseeing

I've been umming and ahhing about Madrid for a while so I appreciated the cultural report Jordan :p Parts of it look very nice.

Feel free to include details on how to get to each park as well and make my job a whole lot easier.
 

Jordanovichy

Credit Whore 2016
Re: Tres días en Madrid: Day One, Sightseeing

Time to continue. Want to get this done before more trips this weekend.

Today was always going to be a long one. I had planned to get Zoe and I to Parque Warner Madrid for opening then get to Parque de Atracciones de Madrid in the late afternoon/evening. I had meticulously planned the day and hoped it'd come up trumps.

We started the day by getting up 45 minutes after my alarm. Excellent. But it wasn't too long before we were on the metro on our way to Atocha Renfe. There is also a metro stop for Atocha but you want to catch an overground train for Parque Warner Madrid so need to actual station, therefore Renfe.

We bought return tickets for Pinto Station and went down to platform 7 to catch the C-3 to Aranjuez. The station is simple to navigate. Each platform has a couple of different trains on it, our one has C-3 and C-4, so as long as you make sure you're on the right one it's fine...until an intercom announcement says something in Spanish, everyone on your platform hurriedly gets up and runs up the stairs. I looked over at platform 6, on the other side, to see our train. We ran and just made it. That was fun.

The train was air conditioned and clean and modern. The 'next station' announcements were in English as well as Spanish meaning we could understand, wooo. Around 25 minutes later we arrived at Pinto station. I knew we had to catch the 413 bus but wasn't 100% sure where this was so followed a Spanish family who we assumed would be going and they lead us to just across the car park and there was a 413 ready and waiting.

20 minutes later and the entrance to Parque Warner Madrid awaited.

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I'd bought our tickets online and had to scan a QR code on my phone to get in. Despite getting up late it wasn't even 11am yet so it wasn't open (and I thought it opened at 10am!).

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Couple of minutes before 11am, the gates opened and we were in. Customary photo of a customary welcoming fountain.

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I was immediately hit by the traditional feel of a movie park (not that I've been to many) and instantly loved it here.

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Most of the rides have a staggered opening from park opening at 11am until 12:30pm, with very few actually opening at 11am. We headed over to the Cartoon Village area in search of kiddie cred thrills.

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I saw the Tom y Jerry coaster just opening so thought let's do it!

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Just your standard Zierer Tivoli coaster, I loved how this had large, household objects just like the Rollerskater Vekoma at Plopsaland de Panne. As the name would suggest, this had picnic items.

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I loved the big orange juice carton.

It was alright, a plus one essentially but it had those beautiful vibrations that an ageing Zierer Tivoli has.

We headed towards the back of the cartoon area which was absolutely dead. Not a soul. Don't think I've ever been in a theme park area where there was no one to be found. Quite eerie really.

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I found the next cred, Correcamino Bip Bip, but it wasn't open yet :/

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We headed back round towards the front and back along in search of some B&M goodness where we were presented with an opening show from Sylvester, Tweety and Bugs Bunny. Christ knows how hot it was in those suits.

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It was quite a show, lots of fast paced dancing to fast paced music. I was starting to really like this park. Once they were gone the large gates to the rest of the park opened. Cue loads of people moving hurriedly to the parks signature rides. I had been told that Stunt Fall, the giant inverted boomerang was highly likely to spite so I headed over to that first but it wasn't open yet.

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But my goony senses started tingling, I could sense B&Ms, we moved on to a beautiful sight.

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It looked fab. We got in the queue straight away.

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The ride was testing when we arrived so had to wait around 10 minutes for it to open properly but eventually it opened and we got in the line for penultimate row and soon we were off. Once out of the ride station the heat really hit me, it was immense. Up the lift hill and over the traditional B&M pre-drop and down and ohhh my gooshhh, great drop down and race up into the loop. The corkscrew is great, reasonably intense but oh so pleasurable. Towards the end is an interlocking corkscrew which I love on Dragon Khan, so much force but oh so pleasurable. I loved this coaster. It's excellently paced, really speedy with some decent airtime and it lasts forever. I loved it. I wanted to get a front row ride in later but I was thinking this was a top-10 coaster. Amazing stuff. Have an ORP.

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Because it was next door we headed to the other B&M the park has to offer, Batman la Fuga, an invert.

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Again, pretty much no queue and we were straight on.

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We rode front row because front. It was a great coaster, but, if I'm honest pretty forgettable. Like it was a B&M invert so it was amazing but it was probably the worst I've been on after Nemesis Inferno...which is by no means bad, it's just there wasn't a great amount of force or hang time. I was disappointed but it has gone in at 28th in my cred ranking, so I am probably being overly pessimistic.

It was hot. We were hot. We needed to cool down. What better way than a shoot the chute? Quick look at the map told us there was one near the woodie. We headed to that next. Have some generic pictures of the park.

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We soon arrived at Cataratas Salvajes, I have to say it looked quite beautiful.

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Again, this ride was walk on too. We were lucky enough to get front. The drop looks steeper than it is, you don't come out of your seat or really lean forward like you do on Tidal Wave at Thorpe Park which was a little disappointing but the utter deluge of water at the bottom was beautiful. Oh so very beautiful. We left feeling refreshed.

We decided we were hungry, it was 12:45 and we hadn't breakfasted. We had a quick look and no where opened until 13:00, perfect excuse to get another cred under our belts, Coaster Express it was!

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On the way I managed something Wile E. Coyote never managed, I caught Road Runner.

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Anyway, the cred.

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I knew nothing about it, I'd never heard of it and never even knew that a woodie existed here. I do enjoy riding coasters that no one has ever spoken to me about before, that way I can go in with a completely open mind and not be swayed if it's good or bad in any way. Needless to say, it was bad. Well, no. That's not fair, it wasn't too bad, it was quite rattly and reasonably rough towards the end but overall it was reasonably, it won't make headlines for being amazing, but it is a good staple ride the park needs in this area. Good choice.

Zoe wasn't too impressed. Once we got off I noticed her running to the loo...to throw up. Good job sir.

Whilst she was occupied I took some photos of the wild west area.

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Finally food establishments opened and we grabbed a bite to eat. I decided to do an 'un-Jordan' thing and have a salad, and washed it down with a nice, healthy full fat coke.

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Zoe felt better after throwing up.

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After lunch I dragged Zoe over to the log flume, Rio Bravo, because I had been told it was worth doing.

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The fake geology looked great.

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The boats were seated 2x2 which was a good sign (off the top of my head Splash Mountain and Valhalla at BPB are the only other ones I've ridden like this and both of these are amazing), it was loaded badly, meaning we were tilting the whole time but whatever. At the top of the first hill (inside the mountain) the boat turns and you enjoy a backwards drop (which, and I don't care what Ben says, coasts).

You then float around various scenes, some with rocks and mining, some with Indians in teepees. It's alright, it's just a little dull to be honest. Things got a little more exciting with the larger buildings in the 'wild west' area, really well themed, looks fab. You then climb up for the final drop which is alright with a nice splash at the bottom, steeper would be better though. The flume as a whole was alright, I do like a good backwards section and this definitely had one, I like the theming towards the end too but there was a lot of pointless meandering.

We left the wild west area and headed back into the Cartoon area. Zoe wasn't feeling brilliant so I went off to ride Bip Bip alone.

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The ride station gave a great view of Stunt Fall. Looked fab, I was hoping I wouldn't get spited.

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Bip Bip was dull. It was smooth and just meandered around it's curves but yay +1. Next.

Next we rode the Acme Rapidos.

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I do like a good rapids and this has the tacky, fab bright feel like Popeye's Bilge Rat Barges at IoA. I was looking forward to riding. This was probably the longest queue of the park, a whole 15 minutes, outrageous! :p

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Ahh they were fab. So much bright and really enjoyable, over the top theming. Lots of things squirting water at you, the water (and therefore ride) was quite rough so plenty of cases to get splashed. Really enjoyable.

Next up we decided to ride La Aventura de Scooby Doo.

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Again it was walk on. I had no idea what it was, but it turns out it was a shooter ride...and a poor one at that. It had glow in the dark 'monsters' in the way that the actual series does, cartoony and not actually scary. What I did like was when you shoot something it moves and does something, I love that when that happens on these rides, when a green light just turns red I'm let down a little, but the targets were so hard to aim on, and I'm not just making excuses because Zoe beat me either, it was just annoying.

A view of the glow-in-the-dark tackiness:

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Next we rode this awful, dull and tedious dark-ride-in-the-light. **** knows why we bothered. It was just awful. Have some photos.

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Finally that was over. We then headed over to Stunt Fall. Zoe didn't fancy it.

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I took my place in an outside seat and was winched up the vertical hill. It was weird facing forward in such a scenario. Suddenly, it released. Whoosh. Through the ride station and up into the cobra roll and loop which were quite rattly but not uncomfortable and down and round and up to the other side when, after a large sudden clunk it lifted us to the top again before doing it all over again. It was quite unlike anything I'd ever ridden before, it was unique and for that it gets some good marks, it was forceful and a good coaster but deep down it is just another rough rattly Boomerang which is a shame because it was really hyped up for me. It has placed 39th in my cred ranking which is quite high considering that awful review but I did enjoy it in an odd sort of way? I don't know, it's hard to explain.

Excellent photo opportunities on the way out.

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Opposite(ish) was Hotel Embrujado.

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I knew straight away from the look of the building that this was a madhouse. Yay :D It is annoying I can never understand the story in these foreign Hex equivalents but in a way that doesn't necessarily detract from the overall enjoyment. This has a great, dark and doomed feel to it just like the aforementioned Hex. A fantastic laid table in the middle awaits inside the main attraction. It looks great. A corpse bride appears (whether it was in there when we all filed in, I don't know) and the ride begins. Such fun.

Once out I had a quick look at the map to see what else there was left to ride, there was the drop tower which was sadly closed, so I thought I'd give Superman and Batman a reride.

I rode Superman front this time. It's even better here getting to see what is coming next. The heat was ridiculous. I know it's a cliché phrase but it was literally like someone was blowing a hairdryer in my face, it was fab. So much force, yet so much airtime. Loved it. <3

I rode Batman back and it was much more forceful here which I loved. It has climbed above Dragon Challenge Red in my top inverts putting it third from bottom (of 7), it's a great coaster just not quite of the same caliber as Nemesis, Montu and Black Mamba.

It was approaching 15:30. We'd missed the 15:00 bus and there wasn't one for another 2.5 hours, I contemplated sitting on Superman until then as it was walk on but then we had to get said bus, then the train, then cross Madrid to get to Parque de Atracciones so we decided to bail and find a taxi outside. (Timetables are easily found on the internet for buses, beware, not all the 413 buses stop at the theme park, this is itemised on the timetable).

Just my opinions on Parque Warner. It's a fab park. Great coaster line up with the little rides for kids, the woodie and the 2 great (1 amazing) B&Ms, the theming is intricate throughout the park and it has a generally great feel to it. It also has a great selection of water rides with the shoot the chute, flume and rapids. What the place needs is a top quality, world class dark ride, add that and it'll be amazing, it's the best theme park I've been to in Spain (with just Port Aventura and Parque de Atracciones the only other contenders), it is a great park.

There's a taxi rank just outside. The driver tried to persuade us to let her take us to central Madrid but we said no, Pinto would do as we had our return tickets and didn't want to pay an extra €40 (instead of the €16 to Pinto). 15 minutes later we were boarding our return train to Atocha Renfe.

I'm going to leave that there for now. I'll add part 2 at Parque de Atracciones soon.

Thank you very much for reading. Hope you enjoyed my report!
 

ThomVD

Giga Poster
Re: Tres días en Madrid: Day Two Part One, Parque Warner Mad

Fab report. I wish mediocre Movie Park Germany and awesome looking Parque Warner would swap locations. I want to ride Superman.
 

Darren B

Giga Poster
Re: Tres días en Madrid: Day Two Part One, Parque Warner Mad

Parque Warner better than PortAventura? I'm that disgusted by you you don't even deserve a joke about you finger bashing Zoe.

Parque Warner, seriously? I'm not angry with you, just really disappointed.
 

Jordanovichy

Credit Whore 2016
Re: Tres días en Madrid: Day Two Part One, Parque Warner Mad

Port Aventura is a mediocre theme park. Yes it has the best coaster I've ever ridden and that's great but it's just a meh park.
 

ThomVD

Giga Poster
Re: Tres días en Madrid: Day Two Part One, Parque Warner Mad

Could you elaborate on why PA is meh? It's near the top of my to-do list, so I'm curious.
 

Jordanovichy

Credit Whore 2016
Re: Tres días en Madrid: Day Two Part One, Parque Warner Mad

It just doesn't have, I don't know, oompf. It has 2 great B&Ms but that's where it ends, its quite picturesque over the lake, Baco is alright, the woodies are poor. The park itself, apart from the new sesame street are, is themed to an extent but I dunno, it just lacks some soul, I visited twice last year and whilst I had two great days it just never stuck me as a great park.
 

Ben

CF Legend
Re: Tres días en Madrid: Day Two Part One, Parque Warner Mad

What the actual **** is wrong with you NHS?!

No one in their right mind would prefer Warner, the coaster selection is a lot worse and the park is nowhere near as nice.

I hope Zoe refused you anal for that.
 

Smithy

Strata Poster
Re: Tres días en Madrid: Day Two Part One, Parque Warner Mad

Yeah not having that one bit, maybe I've been spoilt by visiting PA around Halloween but there's no way it's anything other than a brilliant, beautiful park.
 
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