Three Word Story II

[Kebab]

A retarded assault

 

[Crow]

on Boris Johnson

 

[Kebab]

Was watched by

 

[Crow]

a nightmarish book

 

[Karen]

about maggots, dogs

 

[The Grape Wizard]

cats and fire.

 

[Crow]

Scooby Doo and

 

[Kebab]

Seven horny godparents

 

[Crow]

awaited the flying

 

[Xpress]

china. A pencil

 

[Crow]

burger fell upwards

 

[Xpress]

because gravity fails

 

[Crow]

due to nokia

 

[Kebab]

and samsung unleashed

 

[Crow]

a zombie crocodile

 

[Xpress]

on apple computers

 

[Crow]

because newspaper turbines

 

[Xpress]

fail in the

 

[Kebab]

mentally distressed lavatory

 

[Crow]

of bad ideas