kayleigh coston
Roller Poster
Chapter 1: Pleasure*Crap* Hills
Wipeout is the only good ride I’ve been on all day.
No roughness or queues. The second part of this ride is nuts. Going backwards down the lift hill & into the inversions backwards was insane
Marble Madness is a labyrinth of pain. Every sharp turn is a rough edge. The brake trims don’t help matters. The only decent thing with this cred is the little drops which are average anyway
Egg-spress wasn’t egg-cellent. Surprisingly fast for a small coaster. Its age truly showed. The floor of the trains vibrated as it went through the layout. Halfway through the ride, I had to duck my head due to how close the upper end of track was to me.
Cannonball Express was closed. From what I heard, the thing seems to have broken down
Water Fun Factory is the only non coaster ride i went on. I was hoping to sit on the backseat of the boat due to being a single rider. Annoying I had to sit behind 2 strangers which was quite tight. On the second drop because of how close together we all were, I accidentally got head butted by one of them
As for food £12.75 I paid for a burger meal which tasted good but was overall average.
I gave the other rides a miss due to the poor weather that ruined my visit completely. At this point I had enough and just wanted to leave. Even the sea lion enclosure was closed
£24 is a bit much for a small ride selection
Aside from that, this park really needs a big turnaround. A few structures looked run down. The ride selection is tiny and there’s only 2 main places to get food.
No theming at all around many of the rides. This is the worst theme park I’ve ever been to. Let’s just say I won’t be coming back
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Wipeout is the only good ride I’ve been on all day.
No roughness or queues. The second part of this ride is nuts. Going backwards down the lift hill & into the inversions backwards was insane
Marble Madness is a labyrinth of pain. Every sharp turn is a rough edge. The brake trims don’t help matters. The only decent thing with this cred is the little drops which are average anyway
Egg-spress wasn’t egg-cellent. Surprisingly fast for a small coaster. Its age truly showed. The floor of the trains vibrated as it went through the layout. Halfway through the ride, I had to duck my head due to how close the upper end of track was to me.
Cannonball Express was closed. From what I heard, the thing seems to have broken down
Water Fun Factory is the only non coaster ride i went on. I was hoping to sit on the backseat of the boat due to being a single rider. Annoying I had to sit behind 2 strangers which was quite tight. On the second drop because of how close together we all were, I accidentally got head butted by one of them
As for food £12.75 I paid for a burger meal which tasted good but was overall average.
I gave the other rides a miss due to the poor weather that ruined my visit completely. At this point I had enough and just wanted to leave. Even the sea lion enclosure was closed
£24 is a bit much for a small ride selection
Aside from that, this park really needs a big turnaround. A few structures looked run down. The ride selection is tiny and there’s only 2 main places to get food.
No theming at all around many of the rides. This is the worst theme park I’ve ever been to. Let’s just say I won’t be coming back
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