Mike said:
I love shows, and feel that the UK really, really lacks them.
That's because - unless there are actual professionals involved - UK shows are **** because we're too embarrassed as a race to do them well.
Alton used to have two shows (Cloud Cuckoo Land and the Pirate Show). Both were dreadful. The Pirate show still runs, and is dreadful.
To be fair, the pirates are excellent, but the show is so badly written - it's the worst kind of scraggy kid's panto ever.
I saw a fantastic Lion King show at DLRP in 2004 and, erm, that's it. Never seen a good show, but I find them really tedious when I could be outside eating an ice-cream of something far more entertaining.
Madame_Furie tends to force us to shows because, as a mother, she thinks it's something the family should do together. It's kind of the same thing for funerals, only funerals usually have at least one major bust up over who got the cactus [insert name of deceased here] loved and somebody too drunk to remember their own name. So funerals are better entertainment.
The kids certainly don't like the shows - though Maxi-Minor_Furie has an odd compulsion for the pirate show at Alton. I suspect it's because it's something we've always gone to there since he was a toddler so it's kind of part of a routine rather than because he enjoys it.