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[nealbie]

7/10, good start but about half-way through you could tell where it was leading.


What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Megasorearse!

 

[Anonymous]

5/10 - Only funny for childish people, hence

What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?

Lickalotopuss

 

[Rush]

4/10. I didn't find it that amusing.

George Bush and his family are flying over America in thieir private jet. George Bush then says, 'If I drop a 10,000 dollar bill out the window, I'll make someone happy.'

His wife says, 'well I can drop ten 1,000 dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy.'

His daughter then says, 'so? If I drop a hundred 100 dollar bills out the window, I can make a hundred people happy.'

The pilot then says over the intercom, 'you can all shut up. If I crash this plane, I'll make six billion people happy.'

 

[furie]

What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?

Spoiler

One's an American Ungulate, the other African - you dimwit!

 

[The Grape Wizard]

^DOH :roll: so obvious ^

A boy need to go the toilet so he asked the teacher....oh yeah, like no one has heard this before.

 

[Crow]

^ Huh???

Pub Joke:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWi7p9xj83I[/youtube]

 

[Jools]

^ I don't know why that really annoyed me :? but all in all 6/10

4 gay men walk into a bar, there's only 1 stool left, so one says "Lets flip for it" the other says "No, lets flip it over".

 

[Xpress]

Ehh, a 4/10.

Soo the bighand fell of my clock. I didn't want to waste a perfectly good clock, so I just wrote "ISH" next to all the numbers. Now when somebody asks me "What time is it?" I just say "Oh it's 4.. ISH..".

 

[Anonymous]

it was ok

5 / 10 it was ok but it would be (and has been) offensive to some people.


2 men walk into a pub... you would've thought one of them would have seen it..

lol

 

[kimahri]

Ahaaa.

4/10

Copypasta tiem

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

 

[the_missus]

4/10...heard it before.....minor chuckles

An Essex girl is in a car crash and says to the Paramedic "I think I have concussion"
Paramedic asks her "How many fingers have I got up?"
The girl hysterical says "Oh god, my fanny's paralysed!"

 

[Ollie]

Lol, I giggled 6/10


Some people said America would get a black president the same time pigs could fly.
And what do you know. A few months in and a Swine Flu.

 

[ciallkennett]

Fail joke. Not even remotely funny as uses a pandemic and racism. 0/10

In a related joke/statement:

They may have tracked the Swine Flu outbreak to the UK: It was Jade Goody.

 

[Ollie]

^You're fail. 0/10

What do Americans use as contraceptives?

Their personalities

 

[Rush]

It was okay but didn't make me laugh. 4/10.


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?

Acne will wait til you're 13 to come all over your face.

 

[Slash]

^ LOL 7/10

Symptoms of Swine Flu: Laziness, dirtiness and general body odour.

No wonder they took so long to find it in Mexico.

 

[Ollie]

Old. 2/10


Q: What's hairy on the outside, wet on inside, starts with a "c" and ends in a "t'?

A: A coconut -- and you should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[Xpress]

^Hah... 5/10 I knew where that was going

I got nothing.

 

[Crow]

^ 0/10.

A two seater plane crashed into an Irish graveyard. So far the authorities have found over 260 victims.

And I can make that joke because i'm a quarter Irish

 

[Xpress]

Ehh, 7/10. Had a good laff.

Soo, how many nuclear engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Seven. One to screw in the new one, and six to figure out what the hell to do with the other one.