Need your help finding something!

[Ian]

I need to buy one of these:

It's a clock with a cock! It's the Cerne Abbas Giant which can be found in Dorset, UK.

I need to find one by mid-May for a birthday present. I've searched online as best as I could (including eBay) and had no joy.

The Cerne Abbas Giant is about an hour and half away from home but I really can't be bothered to drive there in the hope that one of the shops there sells one.

Anybody that can help me track down this particular clock, the penis must be the second hand, I'll be very grateful indeed!

:beer:

 

[Martyn]

That looks home made to me.

 

[Martyn]

Maybe not. I found this site:

http://www.funkypancake.com/blog/archiv ... s-fer.html

Which suggests you can buy it there for THIRTY ENGLISH POUNDS?!

 

[kimahri]

His face looks a little like ಠ_ಠ


Never mind.

Posted too late.

 

[Ian]

Yeah, i saw that link whilst searching, Hoyer.

I know they sell them in the shops there as I spotted one when I went last year. (Every year me and several mates pile in cars to camp and get pissed up near the Dong.)

Three hours round trip, plus the fuel, is not worth it.

 

[mrclam]

My suggestion is to get him this instead:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Inch-Canvas-51c ... B001N6W8U0

 

[big john]

Try these peeps
Tel. 01323-735364 Fax. 01323-735320

Email: greenmangallery@lineone.net

http://website.lineone.net/~greenmangallery/crafts.html
its hafway down the page it says contact for detail its worth a try

 

[Ian]

Great, cheers John!

 

[Ian]

Right, I need to head to see the Dong on Sunday and buy a clock.

Is there anybody out there that would want to go with me? You'd need to get to Winchester/Eastleigh/Southampton train station and I'll buy you a pint (or coke) in a cracking little pub I know nearby.

Ideal for anybody that wants to take photos of a pretty little village and a massive cock.

 

[Martyn]

If I was closer I'd well go for some of that.

And no, not because of the massive cock.

 

[nealbie]

Why the hell not, I can do next Tuesday afternoon.

 

[Ian]

Nah, it's got to be this Sunday as I have a hire car...don't want to risk the Chaviler.

 

[nealbie]

I can do Sunday afternoon.

I can also get to Winchester train station at 2:30. If this is OK?

Then you don't have to post the green mile and could save money and just give it to me :lol:

 

[Sam]

I have an average sized cock.

 

[robbeal]

^It'll be ****ing tiny compared to that giant.


And his cock.