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We've had flights booked to Helsinki since August/September time last year, as me and my parents were pretty sure we wanted to do a Finland trip this year. None of us have ever been before, so we were excited about the trip and intrigued as to what Finland was going to be like. I was obviously very excited to tick another three decent-sized European parks off my bucket list, so was very happy when the school year finished and we could finally make our way there.
When we landed in Helsinki, we made it out the Airport in fairly good time, despite a seemingly crowded passport control. We picked up our hire car and drove up to Tampere. As my brother was flying out for the end portion of the holiday, so we weren't actually staying in Helsinki until then. I’m sure those with good knowledge of the location of the Finnish parks will be able to guess which one we were going to the next day.
Särkänniemi
The park opened at 12pm, but we got there just before 11:30. Thankfully, it’s one of those parks which let you roam around before the rides actually open, so we didn't have to wait ages for a ‘rope drop.’ I took a few photos of the rapids ride because it was just… well, there and happened to be testing.
When it got to about 5 minutes before the rides were going to open, I went and queued up by the entrance for Half Pipe with about three other people there. I went here first because I thought it would have the worst throughput, but the queue for it didn't really get much bigger later on.
Oh and in case anyone’s wondering in the light of recent topic, yes I would count these as creds. To me, the launches make it both technically and physically ‘cred-worthy.’
It was my first intamin half pipe (of the ones that spin) and overall, I liked the ride. It provides a nice burst of adrenaline, albeit a fairly short one. The spinning is quite unpredictable; sometimes you go from not spinning at all, to suddenly spinning quite fast, which makes me think the spinning depends on the balance of the carriage. Or is it controlled?
I had another re-ride straight away, just in case the queue would be bigger later.
Now I had acquired my 399th cred, it was time to seek out my 400th.
I’ve known about Tornado for quite a while and have always found its layout and setting quite appealing. However, I remember that after the CF Finnish live a couple of years ago, the general consensus was that it was rather ‘meh.’ I went in expecting a ride of a similar quality to the one in Madrid (which I thought was okay), as I thought that would be realistic expectation.
We walked down into the underground station and I was pleased to discover that there was both a short queue and two trains running. It always makes me really happy when park’s run two trains, at times when they could probably get away with just running one.
Tornado was actually a very pleasant surprise. I didn’t think it was ‘meh’ at all and actually for non-B&M Invert, I was very impressed. The ride was both smooth and quite forceful in a number of places. I also thought the in-line twists added something interesting that is less commonly found on these types of ride, but I was glad they didn’t ‘overload’ on them like with Volcano at Kings Dominion. I will admit that I stuck to the back as a preferred seat because the front on the one at Parque de Atracciones was absolute **** and I didn’t think this one would have been any different. With the train being a little too long IMO to cope well with the rides size, I think this is quite clearly the best seating choice, so at least you get whipped through some of the elements. Overall, I thought it was a solid coaster to have as a milestone and I was happy with it.
This picture was taken at some point during the day (with no 400 sign because it's not a tradition I ever got into). The sun was in my eyes so that’s why I don’t look very happy.
My Dad and I went round for another ride afterwards. Unfortunately, it was now time to start collecting the crap, starting with the Volare: Trombi.
I had done the one at Wiener Prater just over a month ago and I didn't think it was that bad in all fairness. This one was a proper vile piece of **** though <///3. Just dreadful… like beyond abysmal. So much head-banging, so much rattling, just so much pain. One of the worst coasters I've done for sure.
I proceeded to moan about it for a while on the way to the next coaster.
I bypassed the kiddie cred a number of times because the queue was actually quite long. Well, a long queue in Finland is actually only about 15 minutes, but regardless, I thought I’d wait to see if it quietened down later.
Hurray! Another Zamperla was looming; this time one of their Moto-coasters named MotoGee
In the queue I had to think to myself whether I had actually done a Zamperla one before. I didn't think I had, but then I remembered the rather unpleasant contraption that is Pony Express at Knott’s Berry Farm. The restraints crushed me too tightly on that ride, so this time I sat up a bit further to prevent that happening again. It was still gross though. It kind of makes you feel sick because the ride is constantly throwing you forward and back. The layout is a bit and bland and pointless as well.
There were quite a few non-coasters I liked at Särkänniemi and the first one of these we did was the log flume. Log River I believe was its English name.
It was fab! I loved it because rather than just meandering along a long, boring channel for two minutes leading up to a final drop, it had loads of little drops, rapids and waterfalls along the way. It was refreshing to ride a log flume that felt more ‘authentic’, if that makes sense. Obviously, the standard final drop finnishes it off nicely, particularly with a good soaking that I was thankful for, on what was a pretty hot day. Because I loved it so much, it prompted me to make a list of all my favourite log flumes. Here’s what I came up with in case anybody’s interested:
- Dudley Do-Rights Ripsaw Falls, Islands of Adventure
- Chiapas, Phantasialand
- Silver River Flume, Port Aventura
- Indiana River, Bobbejaanland
- Log Jammer, Six Flags Magic Mountain (RIP)
- Flume Ride, Liseberg
- Splash Mountain, Magic Kingdom & Disneyland
- Menhir Express, Parc Astérix
- Jungbrunnen, Tripsdrill
- Log River, Särkänniemi
- Crazy River, Walibi Holland
Not really in any particular order, although the top two would definitely be first and second.
We did the Rapids ride next and conveniently that was its name. They were fairly tame for the most part. The only part where I think we got wet was the waterfall section. There was one bit where you go into a ‘forest’ of mist, where you can’t really see anything. I naively thought a surprise drop was going to follow, but it was just a tunnel. Boooo!! Well, at least I got excited for a little while. Really random, but I loved the shade of orange on the boats <3.
I wanted to do some of the flat rides now, which were mostly situated in one area between the Volare *shudders* and Angry Birds Land. I had a sneaky ride or two on Tornado on the way over though.
The first one I rode was High Voltage, which is Zamperla Power Surge. Despite being one of the worst coaster manufacturers, Zamperla can make pretty good flat rides, so I was looking forward to this one. I’d actually ridden one at my local fair a while ago, but I couldn’t remember much about what I thought of it.
I really liked it. It wasn't particularly fast, but quite disorientating and felt quite different to most other flat ride types, where the experiences can often be quite similar. It had a good ride cycle to, so yay!
Next up was the Huss Take Off. Much like the previous one, I’d never seen one of these at a theme park; the only one I had ridden was at the Hamburg Dom Fair. They’re fairly intense, but seem to lack ‘rotational flexibility’ (that’s a made-up term if you haven’t already guessed). What I mean by that basically, is that it gets quite repetitive quite quickly, as it only does one type of movement. Still, it’s not a type you find on a common basis, so that’s always a plus.
There was also a Tri-star in this area, but I didn’t bother with that as I was fairly sure more were going to be popping up throughout the summer.
The park’s Mondial Supernova (another rare flat), Hurricane resided on the other side of Angry Birds Land. I’m sure many UK members remember Bone Shaker that used to operate at Alton Towers, which was also one of these. They took it out the year I was finally tall enough to ride it, spite! It was actually quite a surreal moment to be riding one after so many years of wanting to.*Fast forward two minutes*. Moment ruined – it was quite lame. Never mind, I have gotten over it since.
After taking a few photos around the park, we decided to go up the tower for some drinks in the revolving restaurant. I took quite a few pictures from up there to.
When we came back down, there was mainly just a few re-rides I wanted to do, which were done on Half Pipe, Tornado and the Log Flume (which had the longest queue of the day at a whopping 20 minutes!).
I finally rode the kiddie cred, Vauhtimato. The queue was less than half the length it was earlier in the day, so that was good procrastinating on my part. It was a nice little Zierer, which easily made it one of the park’s top 3 coasters. Slight awkwardness in the queue, especially since my Mum was taking pictures of me.
I think I popped on Tornado yet again for a last ride, just before we left. It’s actually quite sexy when the luminous red train is running <3. The ride experience only improved throughout the day, definitely giving the park a standout coaster. It’s definitely better than Spanish Tornado, but I struggle to compare it to Volcano the Blast Coaster because they’re quite different in their style. It’s at least as good though, I think.
I know it’s customary to show the entrance sign at the beginning of the report, but I took the picture as I was leaving so this is a more accurate placement
Particularly as this report has mostly been very ride-focussed, I’ll do some ‘final thoughts’ about the park. Särkänniemi is a bit of weird park. It’s not a major European park like Europa Park or Port Aventura. Neither is it a smaller, charming park like Nigloland or Tripsdrill. But, it’s not a **** park either. It’s kind of just… average I guess. Some parts of the park like the area by the rapids ride and surprisingly Angry Birds Land are rather nice, but other areas are simply bland and boring. The coaster selection ranges from pretty good to dreadful; whether the park is ‘desperate’ for something new is debatable, but it will need to get something substantial for me to want to re-visit in the near future. I do like that the flat ride selection isn't just full of the usual suspects you find at parks, even if only one of them is of great quality. And of course, the log flume was a standout ride for me. It’s a park with a fairly equal balance of positives and negatives, but overall, decent. A big plus was that the queues were short and the weather was nice, so it was a really enjoyable day at a theme park – it doesn’t get much better.
Thank you for reading. The next part will be Wasalandia & PowerPark.
When we landed in Helsinki, we made it out the Airport in fairly good time, despite a seemingly crowded passport control. We picked up our hire car and drove up to Tampere. As my brother was flying out for the end portion of the holiday, so we weren't actually staying in Helsinki until then. I’m sure those with good knowledge of the location of the Finnish parks will be able to guess which one we were going to the next day.
Särkänniemi
The park opened at 12pm, but we got there just before 11:30. Thankfully, it’s one of those parks which let you roam around before the rides actually open, so we didn't have to wait ages for a ‘rope drop.’ I took a few photos of the rapids ride because it was just… well, there and happened to be testing.
When it got to about 5 minutes before the rides were going to open, I went and queued up by the entrance for Half Pipe with about three other people there. I went here first because I thought it would have the worst throughput, but the queue for it didn't really get much bigger later on.
Oh and in case anyone’s wondering in the light of recent topic, yes I would count these as creds. To me, the launches make it both technically and physically ‘cred-worthy.’
It was my first intamin half pipe (of the ones that spin) and overall, I liked the ride. It provides a nice burst of adrenaline, albeit a fairly short one. The spinning is quite unpredictable; sometimes you go from not spinning at all, to suddenly spinning quite fast, which makes me think the spinning depends on the balance of the carriage. Or is it controlled?
I had another re-ride straight away, just in case the queue would be bigger later.
Now I had acquired my 399th cred, it was time to seek out my 400th.
I’ve known about Tornado for quite a while and have always found its layout and setting quite appealing. However, I remember that after the CF Finnish live a couple of years ago, the general consensus was that it was rather ‘meh.’ I went in expecting a ride of a similar quality to the one in Madrid (which I thought was okay), as I thought that would be realistic expectation.
We walked down into the underground station and I was pleased to discover that there was both a short queue and two trains running. It always makes me really happy when park’s run two trains, at times when they could probably get away with just running one.
Tornado was actually a very pleasant surprise. I didn’t think it was ‘meh’ at all and actually for non-B&M Invert, I was very impressed. The ride was both smooth and quite forceful in a number of places. I also thought the in-line twists added something interesting that is less commonly found on these types of ride, but I was glad they didn’t ‘overload’ on them like with Volcano at Kings Dominion. I will admit that I stuck to the back as a preferred seat because the front on the one at Parque de Atracciones was absolute **** and I didn’t think this one would have been any different. With the train being a little too long IMO to cope well with the rides size, I think this is quite clearly the best seating choice, so at least you get whipped through some of the elements. Overall, I thought it was a solid coaster to have as a milestone and I was happy with it.
This picture was taken at some point during the day (with no 400 sign because it's not a tradition I ever got into). The sun was in my eyes so that’s why I don’t look very happy.
My Dad and I went round for another ride afterwards. Unfortunately, it was now time to start collecting the crap, starting with the Volare: Trombi.
I had done the one at Wiener Prater just over a month ago and I didn't think it was that bad in all fairness. This one was a proper vile piece of **** though <///3. Just dreadful… like beyond abysmal. So much head-banging, so much rattling, just so much pain. One of the worst coasters I've done for sure.
I proceeded to moan about it for a while on the way to the next coaster.
I bypassed the kiddie cred a number of times because the queue was actually quite long. Well, a long queue in Finland is actually only about 15 minutes, but regardless, I thought I’d wait to see if it quietened down later.
Hurray! Another Zamperla was looming; this time one of their Moto-coasters named MotoGee
In the queue I had to think to myself whether I had actually done a Zamperla one before. I didn't think I had, but then I remembered the rather unpleasant contraption that is Pony Express at Knott’s Berry Farm. The restraints crushed me too tightly on that ride, so this time I sat up a bit further to prevent that happening again. It was still gross though. It kind of makes you feel sick because the ride is constantly throwing you forward and back. The layout is a bit and bland and pointless as well.
There were quite a few non-coasters I liked at Särkänniemi and the first one of these we did was the log flume. Log River I believe was its English name.
It was fab! I loved it because rather than just meandering along a long, boring channel for two minutes leading up to a final drop, it had loads of little drops, rapids and waterfalls along the way. It was refreshing to ride a log flume that felt more ‘authentic’, if that makes sense. Obviously, the standard final drop finnishes it off nicely, particularly with a good soaking that I was thankful for, on what was a pretty hot day. Because I loved it so much, it prompted me to make a list of all my favourite log flumes. Here’s what I came up with in case anybody’s interested:
- Dudley Do-Rights Ripsaw Falls, Islands of Adventure
- Chiapas, Phantasialand
- Silver River Flume, Port Aventura
- Indiana River, Bobbejaanland
- Log Jammer, Six Flags Magic Mountain (RIP)
- Flume Ride, Liseberg
- Splash Mountain, Magic Kingdom & Disneyland
- Menhir Express, Parc Astérix
- Jungbrunnen, Tripsdrill
- Log River, Särkänniemi
- Crazy River, Walibi Holland
Not really in any particular order, although the top two would definitely be first and second.
We did the Rapids ride next and conveniently that was its name. They were fairly tame for the most part. The only part where I think we got wet was the waterfall section. There was one bit where you go into a ‘forest’ of mist, where you can’t really see anything. I naively thought a surprise drop was going to follow, but it was just a tunnel. Boooo!! Well, at least I got excited for a little while. Really random, but I loved the shade of orange on the boats <3.
I wanted to do some of the flat rides now, which were mostly situated in one area between the Volare *shudders* and Angry Birds Land. I had a sneaky ride or two on Tornado on the way over though.
The first one I rode was High Voltage, which is Zamperla Power Surge. Despite being one of the worst coaster manufacturers, Zamperla can make pretty good flat rides, so I was looking forward to this one. I’d actually ridden one at my local fair a while ago, but I couldn’t remember much about what I thought of it.
I really liked it. It wasn't particularly fast, but quite disorientating and felt quite different to most other flat ride types, where the experiences can often be quite similar. It had a good ride cycle to, so yay!
Next up was the Huss Take Off. Much like the previous one, I’d never seen one of these at a theme park; the only one I had ridden was at the Hamburg Dom Fair. They’re fairly intense, but seem to lack ‘rotational flexibility’ (that’s a made-up term if you haven’t already guessed). What I mean by that basically, is that it gets quite repetitive quite quickly, as it only does one type of movement. Still, it’s not a type you find on a common basis, so that’s always a plus.
There was also a Tri-star in this area, but I didn’t bother with that as I was fairly sure more were going to be popping up throughout the summer.
The park’s Mondial Supernova (another rare flat), Hurricane resided on the other side of Angry Birds Land. I’m sure many UK members remember Bone Shaker that used to operate at Alton Towers, which was also one of these. They took it out the year I was finally tall enough to ride it, spite! It was actually quite a surreal moment to be riding one after so many years of wanting to.*Fast forward two minutes*. Moment ruined – it was quite lame. Never mind, I have gotten over it since.
After taking a few photos around the park, we decided to go up the tower for some drinks in the revolving restaurant. I took quite a few pictures from up there to.
When we came back down, there was mainly just a few re-rides I wanted to do, which were done on Half Pipe, Tornado and the Log Flume (which had the longest queue of the day at a whopping 20 minutes!).
I finally rode the kiddie cred, Vauhtimato. The queue was less than half the length it was earlier in the day, so that was good procrastinating on my part. It was a nice little Zierer, which easily made it one of the park’s top 3 coasters. Slight awkwardness in the queue, especially since my Mum was taking pictures of me.
I think I popped on Tornado yet again for a last ride, just before we left. It’s actually quite sexy when the luminous red train is running <3. The ride experience only improved throughout the day, definitely giving the park a standout coaster. It’s definitely better than Spanish Tornado, but I struggle to compare it to Volcano the Blast Coaster because they’re quite different in their style. It’s at least as good though, I think.
I know it’s customary to show the entrance sign at the beginning of the report, but I took the picture as I was leaving so this is a more accurate placement
Particularly as this report has mostly been very ride-focussed, I’ll do some ‘final thoughts’ about the park. Särkänniemi is a bit of weird park. It’s not a major European park like Europa Park or Port Aventura. Neither is it a smaller, charming park like Nigloland or Tripsdrill. But, it’s not a **** park either. It’s kind of just… average I guess. Some parts of the park like the area by the rapids ride and surprisingly Angry Birds Land are rather nice, but other areas are simply bland and boring. The coaster selection ranges from pretty good to dreadful; whether the park is ‘desperate’ for something new is debatable, but it will need to get something substantial for me to want to re-visit in the near future. I do like that the flat ride selection isn't just full of the usual suspects you find at parks, even if only one of them is of great quality. And of course, the log flume was a standout ride for me. It’s a park with a fairly equal balance of positives and negatives, but overall, decent. A big plus was that the queues were short and the weather was nice, so it was a really enjoyable day at a theme park – it doesn’t get much better.
Thank you for reading. The next part will be Wasalandia & PowerPark.