Homer
Hyper Poster
http://www.fmylife.com/ (NWS, some stories could be graphic, don't say I didn't warn you)
Laugh and post the best of misfortunes in other peoples lives.
Laugh and post the best of misfortunes in other peoples lives.
Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML
Today, I went to my first strip club for my friends birthday. I also found out what my girlfriend does for a living. FML
Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML