Teen 1: Wow I cant believe we actually got into the park.
Teen 2: Yeah that is well cool! What do we ride first? The Big One?
Teen 1: Urmmm.. Nah.
Teen 2: Ok what about the one that does the backwards loop.
Teen 1: Um... Nah mate.
Teen 2: Oh... Alright what about Infusion?
Teen 1: Thats the blue one right?
Teen 2: Yeah.
Teen 1: Alright we'll do that one.
*They go over to infusion*
Teen 1: Aw no mate I meant the other blue one.
Teen 2: What... The little one?
Teen 1: Yeah...
Teen 2: That's a kids ride...
Teen 1: Nah it'll be a laugh.
Teen 2: But we got the whole park why don't we ride one of the big coasters...
Teen 1: I wanna do the little blue one.
Teen 2: Well I don't.
Teen 1: Whose idea was it to break in?
Teen 2:... Yours, but...
Teen 1: We're doing the little blue one.
Teen 2:... Fine.
*They go to Blue Flyer*
Teen 1: Actually imma just watch you ride it.
Teen 2: Nah you wanted to ride it so get on.
Teen 1: Fine...
*Teen 1 rides Blue Flyer and screams loudly out of terror, causing them to be caught by police*
Sorry, this is just my favourite current news story :lol:
This. I thought two keys would have to be turned at the same time, retina recognition, the lot! Not just switch it on like a light switch. Then again, it was built in the 1930's when the word 'chav' was yet to be invented.
I don't approve of this behaviour but their audacity raises a smile.
"We're gonna do it! We're gonna **** do it! We're gonna break into the **** Pleasure Beach and ride the **** Little Dipper!" (from back when it was called the Little Dipper - or was it the Zipper Dipper?)
(reminds me of that bit from Bottom where they're breaking into a car, and all Richie wants to do is leave the little light on so it gets a flat battery)