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    Accident at Alton Towers

    The hysteria of the public in the park seeing a train valley would be cause enough to get rid of the element. Can't they just put the Black Hole back in and pretend it's new?
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    Accident at Alton Towers

    Health & Safety Executive will prosecute Merlin under Section 3 of the Health & Safety at Work Act for sure. They will probably throw in something under the Provision and Use of Work Equipment Regs for extra measure. Higher fines and penalties. I doubt they will go after a single person, (the...
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    Madrid, PWM & PAM, 5-6 April 2014

    Parque Warner is such a disappointing place. Superman and the Rapids are just incredible, but that's about it. The park feels like it's stuck in the 90's. And I must be the only person in the world who actually enjoyed Coaster Express???
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    Rupaul's Drag Race Season 6

    Bianca and Ben <33333333 Ahhhh Maggie Smith was hilarious. Can't wait to see the back of Milk and Laganja.
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    Australia PTR - Part 4: Sydney & Luna Park

    Ahhh Sydney <3 That Wild Mouse was only made exciting by the prospect of the whole thing suddenly sliding into the harbour. They definitely need the extra layer Blackpool added on.
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    Injury on X-2 at Six Flags Magic Mountain

    English Common law was exported along with our religious fanatics to the USA. They used it to build their own legal system. So it's not all that different. In fact the UK is the most litigious (cases brought per person) country in the world. And we've been doing it for almost 800 years...
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    Wounded Vet Denied Ride At Six Flags Fiesta Texas

    My first thought was I hope Trude isn't wounded!
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    Rupaul's Drag Race Season 6

    Managed to catch up on 3&4 last night. Laganja **** hell, the vast majority of drag queens probably go through some kind of wtf from their family at first, no need to make your 'spreading wings' moment one of the top 10 events of the year. I hate Adore, why the hell has she only got...
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    PortAventura | Ferrari Land | New Area

    Re: Ferrari Land PortAventura Abu Dhabi did it first.
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    Best Ridiculous Shorts Wearer

    I like Jordan's consistency with the flowery pattern.
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    Crealy Devon | Shark Trip | SBF Visa Group family coaster

    Re: Crealy Devon | Shark Trip | SBF Visa Group family coaste Best use of a graph ever.
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    "Now Showing"

    12 Years a Slave is complete and utter total Oscar bait.
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    Theme park Monopoly cards

    "Miss a go whilst you wait for Mysterious Sue to return from the toilets".
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    Tayto Park | Cú Chulainn Coaster | Gravity Group

    Re: New coaster for Ireland.... Is the money to pay for this coming from their bailout fund? Actually I've decided it's going to be a restaurant that only serves potato. Except it will always be sold out of potato.
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    Alton Towers | Farmyard Retheme to "CBeebies Land"

    Re: Alton Towers | Farmyard Retheme to Ah yes, because you're the exact target market that Alton Towers will be aiming this re-theme at.
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    Tayto Park | Cú Chulainn Coaster | Gravity Group

    Re: New coaster for Ireland.... Wtf Tayto Park??? Can't wait for the Potato famine experience dark ride <3
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    Can you be too old for an advent calendar?

    This. To paraphrase Gavin: If you want chocolate, go out and buy a **** bar of chocolate.
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    Chessington on fire!

    Well if you fill an entire park with wooden fencing.. **** bound to happen sometime.
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    Keeping Orcas in captivity - Is it wrong?

    Pretty sure ITV already has the rights to the television show.
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    Favourite pasta shape

    No love for Gnocchi cause it's **** rank. It's all about Rigati. You always end up with two pieces one stuck inside the other which makes a satisfying mouthful.