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Tips on how to have Swag

Discussion in 'Anything Goes' started by YUNG_CHOPPA, Mar 22, 2018.

  1. YUNG_CHOPPA

    YUNG_CHOPPA Well-Known Member

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    First of all, what's the definition of swag?
    swag
    noun: swag
    1. 1.
      a curtain or piece of fabric fastened so as to hang in a drooping curve.
      • a decorative garland or chain of flowers, foliage, or fruit fastened so as to hang in a drooping curve.
        plural noun: swags
        "swags of holly and mistletoe"
      • a carved or painted representation of a swag of flowers, foliage, or fruit.
        "fine plaster swags".
      Ok, so you was looking for the urban dictionary meaning of swag. 1) The new generation's alternative word for "cool". What having swag means is that you cool, but having swag is a whole another level of cool. Having swag means it's the way you walk, talk, dress, & impress. So when you walk, lean side to side like you got arthritis. When you talk, try not to sound like Jamie Kennedy in "malibus most wanted" but you probably will anyway. When you dress, get a hoodie, some baggy blue jeans, an unbuckled belt, Nike shoes, a snapback, & a gold chain. When you impress, walk up to the ladies & holla "Aye shorty, where you goin wit yo fine self". Swag completed
     
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  2. GuyWithAStick

    GuyWithAStick Captain Basic Staff Member Moderator Social Media Team

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    Other people's opinions of me really don't affect how I live, so I really couldn't care less about this whole 'Swag' thing. If you think it's important, go ahead. You do you. Not my type of thing, though.
     
  3. Hixee

    Hixee Flojector Staff Member Moderator CF Award Winner 2016

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    My mum says I'm cool.

    I'll see if she thinks I've got swag too, and then get back to you.
     
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    jayjay Well-Known Member

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    I'm a gay maths nerd who likes trains, roller coasters and classical music. If I grew a mullet, it would probably make me more cool.
     
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    Edward M Well-Known Member

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    Swag is dead by now. That's sooo 2013 ;)

    Really though, you don't want to be swag; just be yourself. #selflove
     
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    Sandman Well-Known Member

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    What the :emoji_zipper_mouth: is going on here
     
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    zazobo Well-Known Member

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    No :emoji_zipper_mouth:ing clue.
     
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    caffeine_demon Well-Known Member

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    Oo err - sounds rather rude!
     
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    mouse Well-Known Member

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    I knew grandma was faking it.

     
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    Mysterious Sue Well-Known Member

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    I have so missed these posts.
     
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    toofpikk Well-Known Member

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    take a :emoji_zipper_mouth: ton of nos. cut the oxygen to your brain, whilst doing drugs. that way, you will have all the swag. Extra credit if you're under 18
     
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