Howie
Donkey in a hat
Oh yes, check out this bad boy:
This state-of-the-art thrill machine is just part of a new, cutting-edge entertainment resort in a world-renowned, tourism hotspot (the bottom end of Madeley High Street, opposite The Miner's Arms, next to the police station (If you get to Aldi's, you've gone past it)).
Rest assured, your trusty, roving reporter will be back here later to cover the unveiling of the new, custom designed trains, and hopefully bag a cheeky ERT session with an in-depth review to follow.
As the international enthusiast community flocks to my home town to try out this latest entry in the UK's impressive cannon of epoch-defining rollercoasters, be sure to call in at Howie's for a cuppa tea!
But seriously folks, I gotta ask, how many of you sad muppets would actually ride something like this? (I know the likes of Morton, Maycock and Roach would be on it like a shot without even a hint of shame. In fact, they'll probably be here before the weekend. I'm talking about normal people.)
And if you did, would you count it?
Does Coaster-Count even have a record of all these tin-pot, travelling kiddie coasters?
How many of these things are there floating around?
I'm just curious, this is a whole new level of goonhood for me. A shadowy, secretive world that honestly, I'm a bit scared to get involved in.
This state-of-the-art thrill machine is just part of a new, cutting-edge entertainment resort in a world-renowned, tourism hotspot (the bottom end of Madeley High Street, opposite The Miner's Arms, next to the police station (If you get to Aldi's, you've gone past it)).
Rest assured, your trusty, roving reporter will be back here later to cover the unveiling of the new, custom designed trains, and hopefully bag a cheeky ERT session with an in-depth review to follow.
As the international enthusiast community flocks to my home town to try out this latest entry in the UK's impressive cannon of epoch-defining rollercoasters, be sure to call in at Howie's for a cuppa tea!
But seriously folks, I gotta ask, how many of you sad muppets would actually ride something like this? (I know the likes of Morton, Maycock and Roach would be on it like a shot without even a hint of shame. In fact, they'll probably be here before the weekend. I'm talking about normal people.)
And if you did, would you count it?
Does Coaster-Count even have a record of all these tin-pot, travelling kiddie coasters?
How many of these things are there floating around?
I'm just curious, this is a whole new level of goonhood for me. A shadowy, secretive world that honestly, I'm a bit scared to get involved in.