Edward M
Strata Poster
A little note before I start the report. It has been a while since I wrote a trip report, but my reports tend to be long and without pictures (as you can see). I will bold ride names for anyone just interested in the ride reviews. For anyone else, hope you enjoy!
Well, recently, my mom and I went on a trip to California to visit some colleges. I had applied to a lot of colleges up there in the LA, San Diego, and San Francisco area. Obviously, I had to visit some parks while over there. We had it all planned out and were ready to go about 2 weeks before. Then, nearly our entire town got sick. All my friends had some variation of the flu or strep throat or just some virus. We both got a nasty case of strep, and I was really unsure if we could make it. We started antibiotics and tried to fight it, but we were going to be going to California pretty sick. We pushed it back one day to get just a bit more rest before we headed out. I have to admit I was feeling pretty good that morning at 3:30 am. We had to make a 5:30 am flight to LA and were both groggy. I couldn’t even sleep on the flight from a mixture of slight nausea and insomnia. So I had 4 hours of sleep under my belt when we arrived at 8:30 am at LAX.
We got an uber and got to our hotel in Burbank. We were both tired but also very hungry. We got a great breakfast at the nearby Another Broken Egg Cafe and thought about what to do next. My mom was a lot sicker than I was and was wanting the comfort of the bed. For me, I was a mixture of extremely tired and extremely excited. I had gotten a 2 day ticket for Universal since it was only about $10 more, and we were close to the park. I just decided to go ahead and go. I got an uber over there and got in at about 11 am. The park had opened at 9 and the waits were, well, pretty much nonexistent. It was predicted to rain a bit that day with a gray sky. I thought I would be going straight back to the lower lot, but I found myself wanting to just go ahead and get Harry Potter out of the way.
I immediately noticed just how small the park is. Everything was cramped together and each pathway was pretty small. Luckily, with the lack of people, this wasn’t a problem at all. I went into Hogsmeade and immediately saw the similarities between the Orlando one. It is a bit tinier but is practically the same at the end of the day. The lack of Dragon Challenge made the whole thing seem a lot smaller, but it was actually really nice. Their castle lacks the grandiosity of Orlando’s (maybe it’s just me). In general, everything in USH is just a smaller version of Orlando’s. Not a problem really, just a point.
Well, I took the single rider line for Harry Potter and walked right on. Now, this is controversial, but I never really loved Orlando’s version. It had a great concept and technology; it just didn’t deliver on the execution for me. The illusion just didn’t work that well for me when I last rode. However, I think I finally got the hype after many, many rides on Hollywood’s. They added a lot of small things that really improved the ride experience to me. The small details like sight lines or extra animatronics make all the difference for me. The projections were crisper, the movements better, and many effects that didn’t work or even exist at Orlando’s worked beautifully here. It just felt much newer and overall better. It was likely that the ride had opened only about 7 months earlier compared to 7 years over in Orlando. This version just felt very “complete,” and it is now one of my favorite rides I’ve ridden. I am going to ride the Orlando version again in a few weeks, so I will see if it holds up after having ridden this newer version.
I got two more rides and each one grew on me more. The integration of screen and practical sets is absolutely amazing. The way the vehicles can get right into the screens creates a great immersion, and they can get so close to the animatronics. It is just all so exciting and well done. If you haven’t ridden this, I would highly recommend it. It is one of the best rides ever made. After that, I thought it was time to go ahead to the lower lot. I wanted to knock out the Hippogriff coaster, but it had a 35 minute wait. No thanks. I went to the escalator and then to another and then to another... and then to another... and then to another. It really does take a solid 5 to 10 minutes just to get down there; it is quite the hill. It is also quite steep which makes you thankful for the escalators on the way back up. Still, I thought it built excitement for riding Jurassic Park since you get closer and closer to the main building, and it seems to get bigger and bigger.
My first stop was Jurassic Park, and I hopped in the single rider line. No wait in the standby either though. They put me in the front row which made me a tad nervous. It wasn’t cold by any means, but it was not the kind of weather where you want to get soaked. Still, I couldn’t reject a front seat on Jurassic Park. If you’ve ridden the ride, you know how it goes. Tranquil boat ride gone wrong. I always liked the Orlando version, but I had my fair share of qualms with the ride. I think I prefer the Hollywood version by a small bit, but they are really about the same. The animatronics in the beginning are much more fluid and just generally look better. However, Hollywood’s version has one raptor for some reason in a lame sliding effect and an odd appearance from the T-Rex in the ceiling. I also felt Hollywood’s drop was weaker. I'm not sure, but there are little differences here and there that I like more at each one. Still, they really are about the same.
Overall, I really like these Jurassic Park rides. They are nice, simple fun. They have nice build up and a fun conclusion. After that, I went on to Revenge of the Mummy. I had heard bad things about Hollywood’s, but I was still excited since I love the Orlando version. However, they were right; it was just awful. Absolutely pathetic in every sense for me. The beginning has no build up and just puts you right into a room full of mummies. Then you just launch right into the coaster portion. The coaster portion was weak and had a slow backwards portion. Then, it just… ends. Yawn. What **** . I would rather have ET Adventure or, really, just about anything else. Still makes me mad that Japan got Space Fantasy while US got… this.
After that, I went to the last ride at the Lower Lot: Transformers. Yet again, no line. I am a big fan of the Transformers ride though I think it is pretty weak compared to Spiderman. I guess it just bothers me that it doesn’t do anything different really despite being made 12 years after Spidey. Still, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it I guess. Much like Spiderman, there are moments where it just amazes me how much you just feel right there in the action. The immersion remains amazing though it lacks the practical sets of Spiderman or HP. Overall, it really is a ton of fun and one of the best simulators out there.
I don’t want it to seem like I dislike any of these rides; I just don’t want to constantly give out compliments and say it’s great. I think most people are aware these are quality rides, and I think the issues are more interesting than just saying how great it is.
Anyway, I got two more rides on Transformers before heading on up to the Upper Lot. Simpsons was a 40 minute wait, and everything else was about 5 or 10. I decided to just go ahead and do the Studio Tour. I have to say, I really enjoyed this. I am a movie buff, so I loved being in these sets and learning how many places filmed here. There was a certain excitement to the tour with all of the actual people working there. I all felt so lively. The just insane amount of history there is so fascinating to me. The backlot section really makes the entire ride. As for the ride sections, they were, well, hmm. They're all so different it is likely best to take them one at a time. First, there was the Kong encounter. It just didn’t work for me. I was on the very side, so I was able to see that there was a lot of space between me and the actual screen. Therefore, absolutely no illusion. Still, I enjoyed it and thought it was good fun. Not much but was a nice distraction I guess. Next was Earthquake which I loved. Really cool how much it does and how many times it has to do it. It truly is just a huge show room with tons of effects, but, by the end, the amount of stuff going on is just outrageous. It was cheesy and just good fun. Then, Fast and Furious. Oh goodness. This was bad. It had so much backstory, and all of it was just boring. The whole pre-show really takes a solid 10 minutes. However, the entire plot could be said in a sentence. Your tram has someone important in it; we need to get you out of here safe from the bad guy. Then the main show. It was just a worse version of Kong. However, I wouldn’t have hated it much if it hadn’t have been for where I sat. I sat right by the mister so I got a face full of mist every 10 seconds. Then I got water in my eye (somehow through my 3D glasses). It was just unpleasant for me. It just really baffles me how bad the ride is. Lets hope that the USF version is something completely different. Anyway, the studio tour is still one of the top attractions at USH. I absolutely loved (most of) it.
After that, I got on Hippogriff since it had no wait. Nice little kid’s coaster. Longer than most but not much to say about it. I wasn’t sure what to do next. I decided to do Despicable Me: Minion Mayhem. I loath minions, but I had never been on it in Orlando since it was consistently the longest wait in the park. I luckily only waited 10 minutes. It was odd though. Despite there actually being a wait building up outside, they only used the top 2 rows of seats. There were 3 rows just empty below us. I just didn’t get it. As for the ride itself, it was cute I guess. Not much. Just a simple simulator and not really a very good one at that. I liked that it wasn’t all about minions and actually focused on the kids and Gru. God I hate minions.
The last ride in the area I really wanted to do was Walking Dead. I saw the first season but didn’t see any more after that. However, I like scare attractions, so I was excited to see one. Especially since I have never been to Halloween Horror Nights. It’s good. A few good scares and very long. Can’t ask for much more.
Well, after that, I got a few more rides on Harry Potter and finally got lunch (at 3 pm). I thought about doing Shrek 4D or Simpsons, but it just seemed like both would be so time consuming. I was ready to get back to the hotel. I still had another day to do Shrek and Simpsons, so I didn’t feel too much pressure.
I have to say though. I sort of went to Universal as a “check it off the list” type park. It really didn’t offer any unique attractions beside the studio tour, and it is usually just seen as the smaller and worse version of Universal Studios Florida. This is likely going to be an unpopular opinion, but I actually preferred Universal Studios Hollywood to USF. I think it may be that I went on two days when no one was there compared to how I usually visit USF in the hot, busy summer. However, I’ve always disliked the atmosphere of USF. It always felt very concrete and fake. It lacked what I loved so much about IOA. I just like feeling like I’m being brought into another world whether it be imagined or real. I mean, sure, I don’t really believe I’m entering Jurassic Park at IOA, but I still prefer the theming and immersion of the land to the facades of USF. USF has that amazing Diagon Alley section, but the rest of the park just didn't offer anything to me. Ok then, what does this have to do with USH. Well, I felt USH was much more authentic and genuine. It wasn’t an imitation of the Hollywood backlot; it WAS a Hollywood backlot. The small park size meant that often sight lines were broken, but this kind of added to the character for me. It all truly felt like the backlot that surrounded it. In a sense, this isn’t what they were going for. However, I can’t help but enjoy it more. I just really loved walking around USH while I rather dislike walking around USF. I’ve always disliked Studio themed parks really. The “magic of filmmaking” isn’t as fun as the “magic of films.” However, USH didn’t need to theme their park to a studio. It is an actual studio. To me, I guess I can just forgive USH’s faults more easily than USF. For such a lack of land, they really have a pretty amazing park. Well themed with some fantastic rides. That said, it really needs a good family ride or maybe a good coaster. It would never happen, but I could just see an amazing coaster going down that steep hill from the upper lot to the lower lot. Despite its faults, Universal Studios Hollywood ended up being my favorite new park of the trip.
Anyway, I called an uber and was absolutely exhausted. I went back to the hotel and laid down when it started to rain pretty hard. I took a quick nap before we went for dinner. That night, I was both exhausted and restless. I was going to my most anticipated park in the US, Six Flags Magic Mountain, the next day.
Well, recently, my mom and I went on a trip to California to visit some colleges. I had applied to a lot of colleges up there in the LA, San Diego, and San Francisco area. Obviously, I had to visit some parks while over there. We had it all planned out and were ready to go about 2 weeks before. Then, nearly our entire town got sick. All my friends had some variation of the flu or strep throat or just some virus. We both got a nasty case of strep, and I was really unsure if we could make it. We started antibiotics and tried to fight it, but we were going to be going to California pretty sick. We pushed it back one day to get just a bit more rest before we headed out. I have to admit I was feeling pretty good that morning at 3:30 am. We had to make a 5:30 am flight to LA and were both groggy. I couldn’t even sleep on the flight from a mixture of slight nausea and insomnia. So I had 4 hours of sleep under my belt when we arrived at 8:30 am at LAX.
We got an uber and got to our hotel in Burbank. We were both tired but also very hungry. We got a great breakfast at the nearby Another Broken Egg Cafe and thought about what to do next. My mom was a lot sicker than I was and was wanting the comfort of the bed. For me, I was a mixture of extremely tired and extremely excited. I had gotten a 2 day ticket for Universal since it was only about $10 more, and we were close to the park. I just decided to go ahead and go. I got an uber over there and got in at about 11 am. The park had opened at 9 and the waits were, well, pretty much nonexistent. It was predicted to rain a bit that day with a gray sky. I thought I would be going straight back to the lower lot, but I found myself wanting to just go ahead and get Harry Potter out of the way.
I immediately noticed just how small the park is. Everything was cramped together and each pathway was pretty small. Luckily, with the lack of people, this wasn’t a problem at all. I went into Hogsmeade and immediately saw the similarities between the Orlando one. It is a bit tinier but is practically the same at the end of the day. The lack of Dragon Challenge made the whole thing seem a lot smaller, but it was actually really nice. Their castle lacks the grandiosity of Orlando’s (maybe it’s just me). In general, everything in USH is just a smaller version of Orlando’s. Not a problem really, just a point.
Well, I took the single rider line for Harry Potter and walked right on. Now, this is controversial, but I never really loved Orlando’s version. It had a great concept and technology; it just didn’t deliver on the execution for me. The illusion just didn’t work that well for me when I last rode. However, I think I finally got the hype after many, many rides on Hollywood’s. They added a lot of small things that really improved the ride experience to me. The small details like sight lines or extra animatronics make all the difference for me. The projections were crisper, the movements better, and many effects that didn’t work or even exist at Orlando’s worked beautifully here. It just felt much newer and overall better. It was likely that the ride had opened only about 7 months earlier compared to 7 years over in Orlando. This version just felt very “complete,” and it is now one of my favorite rides I’ve ridden. I am going to ride the Orlando version again in a few weeks, so I will see if it holds up after having ridden this newer version.
I got two more rides and each one grew on me more. The integration of screen and practical sets is absolutely amazing. The way the vehicles can get right into the screens creates a great immersion, and they can get so close to the animatronics. It is just all so exciting and well done. If you haven’t ridden this, I would highly recommend it. It is one of the best rides ever made. After that, I thought it was time to go ahead to the lower lot. I wanted to knock out the Hippogriff coaster, but it had a 35 minute wait. No thanks. I went to the escalator and then to another and then to another... and then to another... and then to another. It really does take a solid 5 to 10 minutes just to get down there; it is quite the hill. It is also quite steep which makes you thankful for the escalators on the way back up. Still, I thought it built excitement for riding Jurassic Park since you get closer and closer to the main building, and it seems to get bigger and bigger.
My first stop was Jurassic Park, and I hopped in the single rider line. No wait in the standby either though. They put me in the front row which made me a tad nervous. It wasn’t cold by any means, but it was not the kind of weather where you want to get soaked. Still, I couldn’t reject a front seat on Jurassic Park. If you’ve ridden the ride, you know how it goes. Tranquil boat ride gone wrong. I always liked the Orlando version, but I had my fair share of qualms with the ride. I think I prefer the Hollywood version by a small bit, but they are really about the same. The animatronics in the beginning are much more fluid and just generally look better. However, Hollywood’s version has one raptor for some reason in a lame sliding effect and an odd appearance from the T-Rex in the ceiling. I also felt Hollywood’s drop was weaker. I'm not sure, but there are little differences here and there that I like more at each one. Still, they really are about the same.
Overall, I really like these Jurassic Park rides. They are nice, simple fun. They have nice build up and a fun conclusion. After that, I went on to Revenge of the Mummy. I had heard bad things about Hollywood’s, but I was still excited since I love the Orlando version. However, they were right; it was just awful. Absolutely pathetic in every sense for me. The beginning has no build up and just puts you right into a room full of mummies. Then you just launch right into the coaster portion. The coaster portion was weak and had a slow backwards portion. Then, it just… ends. Yawn. What **** . I would rather have ET Adventure or, really, just about anything else. Still makes me mad that Japan got Space Fantasy while US got… this.
After that, I went to the last ride at the Lower Lot: Transformers. Yet again, no line. I am a big fan of the Transformers ride though I think it is pretty weak compared to Spiderman. I guess it just bothers me that it doesn’t do anything different really despite being made 12 years after Spidey. Still, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it I guess. Much like Spiderman, there are moments where it just amazes me how much you just feel right there in the action. The immersion remains amazing though it lacks the practical sets of Spiderman or HP. Overall, it really is a ton of fun and one of the best simulators out there.
I don’t want it to seem like I dislike any of these rides; I just don’t want to constantly give out compliments and say it’s great. I think most people are aware these are quality rides, and I think the issues are more interesting than just saying how great it is.
Anyway, I got two more rides on Transformers before heading on up to the Upper Lot. Simpsons was a 40 minute wait, and everything else was about 5 or 10. I decided to just go ahead and do the Studio Tour. I have to say, I really enjoyed this. I am a movie buff, so I loved being in these sets and learning how many places filmed here. There was a certain excitement to the tour with all of the actual people working there. I all felt so lively. The just insane amount of history there is so fascinating to me. The backlot section really makes the entire ride. As for the ride sections, they were, well, hmm. They're all so different it is likely best to take them one at a time. First, there was the Kong encounter. It just didn’t work for me. I was on the very side, so I was able to see that there was a lot of space between me and the actual screen. Therefore, absolutely no illusion. Still, I enjoyed it and thought it was good fun. Not much but was a nice distraction I guess. Next was Earthquake which I loved. Really cool how much it does and how many times it has to do it. It truly is just a huge show room with tons of effects, but, by the end, the amount of stuff going on is just outrageous. It was cheesy and just good fun. Then, Fast and Furious. Oh goodness. This was bad. It had so much backstory, and all of it was just boring. The whole pre-show really takes a solid 10 minutes. However, the entire plot could be said in a sentence. Your tram has someone important in it; we need to get you out of here safe from the bad guy. Then the main show. It was just a worse version of Kong. However, I wouldn’t have hated it much if it hadn’t have been for where I sat. I sat right by the mister so I got a face full of mist every 10 seconds. Then I got water in my eye (somehow through my 3D glasses). It was just unpleasant for me. It just really baffles me how bad the ride is. Lets hope that the USF version is something completely different. Anyway, the studio tour is still one of the top attractions at USH. I absolutely loved (most of) it.
After that, I got on Hippogriff since it had no wait. Nice little kid’s coaster. Longer than most but not much to say about it. I wasn’t sure what to do next. I decided to do Despicable Me: Minion Mayhem. I loath minions, but I had never been on it in Orlando since it was consistently the longest wait in the park. I luckily only waited 10 minutes. It was odd though. Despite there actually being a wait building up outside, they only used the top 2 rows of seats. There were 3 rows just empty below us. I just didn’t get it. As for the ride itself, it was cute I guess. Not much. Just a simple simulator and not really a very good one at that. I liked that it wasn’t all about minions and actually focused on the kids and Gru. God I hate minions.
The last ride in the area I really wanted to do was Walking Dead. I saw the first season but didn’t see any more after that. However, I like scare attractions, so I was excited to see one. Especially since I have never been to Halloween Horror Nights. It’s good. A few good scares and very long. Can’t ask for much more.
Well, after that, I got a few more rides on Harry Potter and finally got lunch (at 3 pm). I thought about doing Shrek 4D or Simpsons, but it just seemed like both would be so time consuming. I was ready to get back to the hotel. I still had another day to do Shrek and Simpsons, so I didn’t feel too much pressure.
I have to say though. I sort of went to Universal as a “check it off the list” type park. It really didn’t offer any unique attractions beside the studio tour, and it is usually just seen as the smaller and worse version of Universal Studios Florida. This is likely going to be an unpopular opinion, but I actually preferred Universal Studios Hollywood to USF. I think it may be that I went on two days when no one was there compared to how I usually visit USF in the hot, busy summer. However, I’ve always disliked the atmosphere of USF. It always felt very concrete and fake. It lacked what I loved so much about IOA. I just like feeling like I’m being brought into another world whether it be imagined or real. I mean, sure, I don’t really believe I’m entering Jurassic Park at IOA, but I still prefer the theming and immersion of the land to the facades of USF. USF has that amazing Diagon Alley section, but the rest of the park just didn't offer anything to me. Ok then, what does this have to do with USH. Well, I felt USH was much more authentic and genuine. It wasn’t an imitation of the Hollywood backlot; it WAS a Hollywood backlot. The small park size meant that often sight lines were broken, but this kind of added to the character for me. It all truly felt like the backlot that surrounded it. In a sense, this isn’t what they were going for. However, I can’t help but enjoy it more. I just really loved walking around USH while I rather dislike walking around USF. I’ve always disliked Studio themed parks really. The “magic of filmmaking” isn’t as fun as the “magic of films.” However, USH didn’t need to theme their park to a studio. It is an actual studio. To me, I guess I can just forgive USH’s faults more easily than USF. For such a lack of land, they really have a pretty amazing park. Well themed with some fantastic rides. That said, it really needs a good family ride or maybe a good coaster. It would never happen, but I could just see an amazing coaster going down that steep hill from the upper lot to the lower lot. Despite its faults, Universal Studios Hollywood ended up being my favorite new park of the trip.
Anyway, I called an uber and was absolutely exhausted. I went back to the hotel and laid down when it started to rain pretty hard. I took a quick nap before we went for dinner. That night, I was both exhausted and restless. I was going to my most anticipated park in the US, Six Flags Magic Mountain, the next day.