Because red lips and eyeshadow just look so fab with my beard. Where can I get diet water?
Ireeb Mega Poster Aug 27, 2016 #241 Because red lips and eyeshadow just look so fab with my beard. Where can I get diet water?
Ireeb Mega Poster Aug 27, 2016 #243 Nature's pathetic attempt to copy airplanes. Why do we even have toenails?
CarolinaRider Mega Poster Aug 27, 2016 #244 They serve as habitats for Lamisil monsters. They'd be cold without our toenails. Can you do anything kinky with Nutella?
They serve as habitats for Lamisil monsters. They'd be cold without our toenails. Can you do anything kinky with Nutella?
Ireeb Mega Poster Aug 27, 2016 #245 You can do many unfathomable things with nutella. Is water actually vegan? I mean it probably has been in the flesh of a living thing at least once.
You can do many unfathomable things with nutella. Is water actually vegan? I mean it probably has been in the flesh of a living thing at least once.
PeskyTrimBrake Hyper Poster Sep 9, 2016 #247 I'm pretty sure its a gender according to Tumblr. Why does my back crack?
CarolinaRider Mega Poster Sep 11, 2016 #248 Because your back is triggering to people with spina bifida. Will Disney ever make quite ride called "Pirates of Somalia?"
Because your back is triggering to people with spina bifida. Will Disney ever make quite ride called "Pirates of Somalia?"
PeskyTrimBrake Hyper Poster Sep 11, 2016 #249 Yep I heard Gabourey Sidibe was going to play the captain. Whats the best tasting bleach?
Ireeb Mega Poster Sep 11, 2016 #250 It's hard to say, you must taste them yourself! I want to gift my toaster some bread, but it is always giving it back... Why doesn't my toaster want my presents? Doesn't it like me?
It's hard to say, you must taste them yourself! I want to gift my toaster some bread, but it is always giving it back... Why doesn't my toaster want my presents? Doesn't it like me?
T TheFlyerMan1 Roller Poster Sep 17, 2016 #252 On a scale from one to apple, purple. If lollipops are zebras, am I a piece of Jerky?
GuyWithAStick Captain Basic Sep 17, 2016 #253 Not too sure, but have you seen these new Designer Lollipops? How tall is 13.6 lbs of lead paint?
GuyWithAStick Captain Basic Sep 30, 2016 #255 One of those new punk bands all the kids are into. Does anyone know how often Trump says China in an average speech? Sent from my VS820 using Tapatalk
One of those new punk bands all the kids are into. Does anyone know how often Trump says China in an average speech? Sent from my VS820 using Tapatalk
VTCGA5 Roller Poster Oct 17, 2016 #256 47 MPH How many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie-pop?
T TheFlyerMan1 Roller Poster Oct 17, 2016 #257 93Kg. On a scale of one to banana, why is red on the outside?
T TheFlyerMan1 Roller Poster Oct 17, 2016 #259 How, that's why! If lemons = gerbils, how does a Hamster navigate a JoJo roll?
GuyWithAStick Captain Basic Oct 17, 2016 #260 With Tangelos, of course! Peanut Butter is a meat, right?