Ask a Dumb Question, Get a Dumb Answer

[YUNG_CHOPPA]

Tear the wallpaper off and eat it

My bed keeps having diarrhea and I wake up every morning with **** all over me, what do i do?

 

[Ireeb]

Try to use it as a fertilizer in your garden. Alternatively you could grow plants in your bed.

I tried to cool down my computer by filling it with ice cubes, now it doesn't react anymore. What did I do wrong and how can I fix it?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

Did you try turning it off and on again?

Where is the nearest Blockbuster to me?

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[CarolinaRider]

Just steal movies from Target before anyone notices they're missing.

Glue???

 

[Ireeb]

I tried butter but I just wouldn't work.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change people?

 

[CianJay]

34 feminists, however they can't change anything (prays not to trigger anyone who doesn't get my sarcastic type of humour)..

Why do planes need wings if cars have triangular biceps?


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[CarolinaRider]

Planes have wings to trick geese into thinking that they're a giant bird. That way, the geese get caught in the turbines.

My niece wants a Hitler-themed birthday party but I can't find any stores with the proper decorations. Should I just scrap the idea and go with Stalin?

 

[Ireeb]

I'd recommend a party themed to Kim Jong Un. You could celebrate directly in North Korea. Maybe he even attends the party?

Why do we have two nostrils instead of one bigger nostril?

 

[Sneaky]

Because it would be lonely.

Why are things not quite as the seem when they look different from what they are?

 

[Ireeb]

Optics.

Why are you not riding a roller coaster right now when you are on a roller coaster forum?

 

[CarolinaRider]

Amusement parks require walking.

Is having sex with a ferret illegal in Iowa?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

If it has any traces of corn, then no.

Lawn mowers. Why?

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[Burniel]

They're an efficient yet fun way of murdering gardeners.

My pet pixie is starting to smell. Any advice?

 

[CarolinaRider]

^ الله أكبر

What chicken does a noise make?

 

[Ireeb]

That depends on the color of the egg.

How can I get the attention of my fridge? I really want to get closer to it...

 

[CarolinaRider]

Start banging your microwave. Your Fridge won't be able to resist you when she sees another beautiful kitchen appliance on your arm.

Am I supposed to scoop the cats out of the cradle with a silver spoon? I've only got plastic ones....

 

[GuyWithAStick]

Once you get Little Boy Blue onto the Moon, I know we'll have a good time then.

If I'm colorblind, do traffic lights still apply?

 

[caffeine_demon]

if noone's looking, anything goes!

what are these birds and bees I keep hearing about?

 

[CarolinaRider]

When a bird and a bee love each other very much, they **** and create a horrible abomination. It's half bird and half bee- a Beerd.

Why is Frollo so angry?

 

[YUNG_CHOPPA]

Because he smokes magical pony island tricki tricki woos weed crack that has an effect that makes people angry after the high.

Why do guys wear makeup?